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Fleshlight
Review
The
following review was provided by an actual customer
of Holistic Wisdom after having purchased the Pink
Lady Fleshlight as shown to the right.
Hello
Lisa and crew, (A personal product review and endorsement.)
The
Flesh Light (Pink model) arrived two days ago as you
are aware from a prior E-mailed "Thank you" for the
extremely prompt service. Unpacking HER was a fun
experience.
It
looked like "Vagina in a can" good grief what wont
they vacuum pack these days? ... It looks, in fact,
sexactly like my Darling wife's adorable whossis,
sans the beaver coat ... she could have been the model
for this one! :-). WOW!!
Due
to other commitments we could not try her out (or
IN ) on the night of her arrival. I did promise my
wife NOT to get too familiar with HER alter ego until
we had time to spend with HER together.
All
silliness aside ... my wife was (is) surprisingly
VERY turned on by our new sex toy / partner. After
probing and fingering it out of curiosity herself,
she used it on me.
This
is what we determined:
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It
(SHE?) does feel great and much like the real
thing. Nicely snug and pliant. We did not take
long to learn what rhythm works best and how much
lubricant to apply! |
| 2.
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SHE
produced an orgasm from me in a few minutes or
so, once she was properly situated. It may have
taken longer if my deliciously nude wife was not
the driver / operator! |
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We
also used HER in advance of the intercourse as
a sex Ed visual aid. My wife had me eat our new
friend while giving instructions with variations
as to how she wants it done in the future. Bless
her naughty heart for that idea! We wonder if
any other couples have had similar thoughts?? |
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We
see other possibilities with HER as well. We
have discovered that a small slender vibrator
fits inside of our new friend's vagina. Another
time soon we will reinsert it and use it for
pleasuring my wife first. Soft pussy to soft
pussy so to speak. She does like "hum" jobs!
That
may be another way to get more mileage and fun
out of HER for those couples that are thinking
about buying one! (Perhaps a way to reach the
BI and Lesbian communities as well, if advertised
accordingly?)
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| 5. |
The
Flesh Light is also a way to engage in safe, non-threatening
threesomes. Develop a mutually arousing fantasy
and get busy ... it worked for us. |
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Now
that SHE is a part of our erotic lexicon ... it
seems appropriate to give HER a name. Until we
can think of something better ... SHE will be
known around here as "Ms. Pinkie." |
| 7. |
As
advertised, SHE is easy to clean up after SHE
has been 'filled up'. My wife found it quite erotic
to observe my 'deposit' leaking out of a realistic
vagina (Her vagina by proxy!) ... Also, if HER
other end is placed over a faucet ... for the
clean up ... SHE gives a credible resemblance
of F. E. (Female Ejaculation) in the process.
Turn the faucet on full blast and watch HER "squirt."
Ms. Croft move over ... you have serious competition
here. |
| 8. |
She
can also be enjoyed without the canister ... simply
hold HER around the midsection and squeeze and
palpate HER when it seems appropriate. That feels
like my wife's vagina during her orgasmic spasms!
As the old TV ad touted, "Try it ... you'll like
it!" |
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The
only down side that was noted is that SHE does
not moan and horny pillow talk during intercourse.
However, if used with a cooperative 'friend' at
hand ... the voice over audio can be simulated
to a credible degree. My post orgasmic, voyueristic
lady happily provided that. Hence a great and
realistic erotic event was enjoyed by both of
us! |
| 10. |
On
a 'satisfaction' scale of 1 to 10 ... Ms. Pinkie
rates 11 or 12 ... off the chart! |
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Thank
you again for making HER available. What else
can we say but, ... "WOW"!
Love
and light (Flesh Light) to you and yours,
Bob
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The
Holistic Wisdom Corporation