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Anonymous
in Bradenton, Florida writes:
"Wow.
I must say I ordered your product because curiosity got the better
of me. I can honestly say that I am glad I made the purchase!
The Fleshlight feels incredibly realistic. Orgasms are explosive
and long lasting when using the Fleshlight I will never masturbate
without it again, if I can help it. Guys, do not hesitate to make
this purchase, you will be glad you did. Thanks! "
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Anonymous
writes:
"all
I have to say is this... WHEEEEE! "
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Rob
writes:
"When
I placed my order for your product I was very skeptical, having
tried other products that were, well, less than gratifying if
not outright painful. But when I received your product the first
thing I noticed was the weight of the package it came in. Then
when I opened it and felt the texture and the softness of the
material, I immediately noticed it's potential. Now, after trying
your product I can't say how impressed I am with it! In fact,
the first 2 times I tried it I laughed out loud at how incredible
my new toy was! I just wanted to thank you and let you know that
I think if I had paid 3 times the price for it it would still
have been a bargain. That's not BS. Feel free to use my location
and name if you choose to use this thank you letter as an endorsement.
"
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Anonymous
writes:
"Thank
you very much! I have been away from my long term lover for over
9 months and have gone through some serious withdrawals. Seriously,
I really want to thank you for making something erotic that makes
a man feel good. My sensuality is so important to me, but in this
day and age it's TOO MUCH of a health risk to jump around from
partner to partner. So at least I can hold out for my sweetheart
till her return. Once again, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
"
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Anonymous
writes:
"I
love the Fleshlight I use it almost every day. It's warm supple
flesh makes me sooo horny."
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Anonymous
writes:
"outstanding
product. I find the Fleshlight rather enlightening. Thanks. "
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Lucky
Luke in Sweden writes:
"I
have now used my Fleshlight several times and its the nearest
you can come the real women I think. The first time I closed my
eyes and put my rod into it and what a great feeling-silky,smooth
and warm as a real vagina and same feeling when you put your fingers
into it. Its worth all the money even if I live in Sweden and
1$ cost 10,56 Swedish crowns. I am very happy and satisfied in
my new "pal". Greetings from Lucky Luke in Sweden. "
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Anonymous
writes:
"I
just wanted to say that you have discovered the greatest find
since lube. I can only vaguely describe to you the reaction when
I first slid the Fleshlite down my cock, down the small moguls
along the inner shaft. The complete encompassing pleasure of the
ribbed, soft and subtle interior walls made my first use quick,
ending in an exploding orgasm. Many more have followed. I would
like to propose a group of users get together on Yahoo! clubs
or another to discuss ways we use the flesh lite and new methods.
I think it could be very fun and informative. "
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Anonymous
writes:
I had to write to tell you. Thank you for your wonderful product,
I have now used it over 100 times and it is still perfect. Some
12 months ago my wife had a back injury that is still healing,
the resultant injury has made intercourse impossible since then
and for some time to come. She is self sufficient sexually with
the use of a vibrator but felt inadequate for me and hand jobs
were her attempt to keep me relieved. In addition she knew I
had to relieve myself in whatever way I could, I was embarrassed
to do it in bed by myself, so she occasionally gave me hand
jobs.
One
night over 3 months ago she commenced giving me a hand job and
when I was ready to come she suddenly stopped, got up and came
back with a warmed, pre-lubricated pink lady Fleshlight She
slid it right onto my erect penis. I cannot describe the incredible
sensation, it was mind blowingly realistic. She told me it was
her present to me to thank me for not minding her using her
vibrator. She wanted me to have my own sex toy for better sexual
relief and she asked me to try using it. I needed no encouragement
in fact I came after 3 pushes into it. She found the whole sight
of me pushing into it very erotic. She asked use it as frequently
as I wished with or without her but to promise to tell her after
I had reached 100 uses. Three nights ago I demonstrated my 100th
time for her. She asked me was I happy sexually with the lack
of intercourse and I told her honestly that my Fleshlight is
a perfect replica of intercourse with her, I imagine I am in
her when using it. This has made her very happy as she now feels
no guilt with her own means of sexual relief. Again thank you
and good luck! "
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No
name, no initials, just a Random College Guy...
"Well,
I'm one of a dying breed: the 18-year-old virgin. It did not thrill
me, then, when my girlfriend decided that 'saving ourselves for
marriage' would be the best course of action. I was pleasantly
surprised, though, when she had a Fleshlight sent to me. I don't
have any experience from which to draw regarding the 'realism'
of the product... but I can say that, Interactive Life Forms should
be renamed St. Peter's Toys, because I think I've died and gone
to heaven."
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Anonymous
writes:
"Great
product!!!! Tried the butt orifice and then immediately ordered
the mouth and vagina orifices. Durable and feels great... best
product of this kind I have ever seen. Good service... there was
an issue with my first order but then they generously made up
for it with a freebie on the next."
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Anonymous
from North Carolina writes:
"I
have had a lot of experience with fake vaginas. For the past two
years I have been using the "Fleshlight" brand vagina with water-based
lube. I tried 3 other brands of fake vaginas as well, so I know
that I have found what I consider to be the best thing outside
of the real thing. I just wanted to pass that along. Even when
I am married I will always have "Rubella" waiting for me in a
drawer if I should need her. I recommend it to anybody."
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Anonymous
writes:
"So
good it actually took my breath! Best $50.00 I ever spent. "
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Anonymous
writes:
"Wow!
I just got my Fleshlight today, and I couldn't wait to break it
in! I am in a relationship right now, but I love sex so much that
I don't always get it whenever I need it. I have already used
it twice today, and now I am going to order the super tight and
super ribbed, and can't wait for those to get here! This is the
first time I bought something other than a vibrator, and I am
impressed! "
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Anonymous
writes:
"Love
my FLESHLIGHT masturbator.....feels so good...don't usually last
long once I have inserted my penis into the TIGHT tunnel... Thanks
for making lots of guys happy.... "
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Anonymous
from Pennsylvania writes:
"I
recently purchased a pink butt Fleshlight and was most delighted
in its effectiveness. It was an absolute godsend as I have recently
moved to Pennsylvania and had to rescind a long standing relationship.
I am very happy with your offering and hope to experiment with
other fleshlights. I almost play with this more than my bass guitar!"
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October
2001
Anonymous writes:
"Whow,
Just got my Fleshlight from UPS and took it for a test drive or
rather it took me. It's great. I didn't know what to think when
I ordered it. I now have the freedom to enjoy myself whenever
I please. Thank you for a quality product. It is well made and
should last a long time. I will try my hardest to wear it out.
Thanks! "
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October
2001
Anonymous from Texas writes:
"I've
NEVER been one to even consider a male sex toy. But, I've just
come out of a 6 year relationship, going from sex every night
to NONE! So when I saw the ad for the Fleshlight I laughed out
loud! After reading a little more info, my curiosity had peaked,
and I ordered one. Just got it today. I can't stop playing with
it. I don't even mean sexually. Its just so peculiar! As far as
sexually goes, its a million times better than without. Of course,
nothing beats the real thing. But, I'm in no rush to get back
into a messy relationship. The Fleshlight is definitely a good
temporary replacement. Three thumbs up! Thanks! "
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September
2001
Anonymous writes:
"The
Fleshlight Rocks - Even girls I've played with love it a lot -
one even mentioned she wished she had a penis so she could try
it ... I initially got the plain one; and then after a year got
a new insert - love the vaginal ribbed one at the moment - hope
to try the others soon too. Wonderful job on a fun, safe, affordable
sex toy."
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August
2001
Monolith from Indiana writes:
"I
got the Fleshlight a few days back now. Wow! The sensations are
great, and the heavy weight, which I thought at first was going
to complicate things, turns out to be a help! I've had
other toys before that just broke down after a month of use, and
took lots of work to get results from. Not true with the Fleshlight!
Finally I can say I've found a company with a product that's -worth-
the money to buy.. hats off to a great company and a top-notch
product! Thanks a bunch guys! "
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July
2001
Tom from Washington State writes:
"I
bought my Fleshlight and was pleasantly surprised. I have been
using it for over 2 years now and it looks like new, and I reach
orgasm easily with it. It is better that the real thing, it asks
for nothing and is better than most women. "
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July
2001
Al from California writes:
"I
bought a Sex In A Can and it's been the best investment I've made
in years. It feels like the real thing."
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July
2001
Walker writes:
"I
have multiple sclerosis, and between the symptoms of that and
the medication I'm on - - it's hard to get off by myself. The
Fleshlight has totally saved my celibate sex life - no joke. It's
still not the way it was, but at least I can do it now. Highly
recommended! I'm ordering one of the new inserts right now, can't
wait to get it. :) "
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July
2001
Anonymous from Texas writes:
"I
bought my Fleshlight about 4 weeks ago, hoping it would live up
to expectations. On my first trial run, I didn't know what to
expect, so I was a little disoriented and would have to say that
the experience was pleasant, but not great. It actually took about
3 sessions with the Fleshlight before I began to realize what
a treasure it is. In the past, I've enjoyed edging for long periods,
which I find easy to do because my "trigger" isn't that sensitive.
With the Fleshlight, however, I have to be careful not to find
myself at the finish line before I've had a chance to enjoy the
race. The sensations are incredible. It's a great product that
exceeds my expectations. All my other toys have gone into a box.
Thanks!"
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March
2001
M.S. from Canada writes:
"The
Fleshlight arrived and exceeds expectations. Takes the worry out
of dating and the frustrations out of a post-menopausal marriage.
There's a better alternative to lousy dates, therapy and hookers.
You have done the world of men a great service. We have heard
quite a bit from women recently saying that the dildo vibrators
have replaced the need for men. Well, now the tables have turned."
Thanks, MS
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February
1998
William from Maryland writes:
"After
my wife died I did not want another woman. Some widower friends
of mine suggested that I buy a "Fleshlight" to keep things flowing!
I paid 99 dollars for one that I found in a catalogue. I got my
Fleshlight and I cannot say enough about this amazing toy. I use
it every day and it's just wonderful. Thank you for making life
better for us guys."
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December
1998
Dave from Georgia said:
"You
guys should be nominated for the Nobel "piece" prize. Thanks for
this great invention."
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July 1997
Retired PhD said:
"At my age I pretty well figured that my sex life was over. I
tried the Fleshlight one night and was amazed that my sex drive
was not over at all. I used it twice that night and I am quite
happy to be back in service, Thanks."
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Johnny of Arizona says:
"I love going out in the hot desert and oiling up and using my
Fleshlight all summer long."
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Jill of Kansas 1997 said:
"I
bought a Fleshlight for my husband while I was pregnant. He loves
it but I love using it on him even more. Men are so lucky! Thanks
ILF."
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Joycelyn
Elders M.D., former Surgeon General of the United States said:
"You
should sell millions of Fleshlights, they are needed for everything
from general pleasure to preventing the spread of transmittable
diseases."
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A U.S. Soldier in Bosnia wrote:
"After
being away from my wife for 8 months the Fleshlight makes waiting
bearable. This is a great device, Thanks for your contribution
to my sanity."
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Earl from Kentucky said:
"At the age of 60 I was not willing to give up my sex drive. I
use the Fleshlight twice a day and I am now building back up my
drive, size, and stamina. Good work young man".
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Larry in California said:
"I love lying in bed using my Fleshlight while my girl friend
is trying to sleep. She can never resist, two minutes in to the
Fleshlight and she joins in. I've never gotten so much pussy in
my life. Life is good."
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