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Male
Masturbation
Techniques
Creative
Ways To Love Your One Eyed Snake
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There
are many ways for men to pleasure themselves. Here are just
a few tips. If you would like to share your favorite or
most creative method, let us know and we can post it in
our Readers Forum in the next newsletter edition.
Fisting
It
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Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com
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This is a very
common technique in that you simply wrap your fingers around the
shaft of your penis like a baseball bat and rub it up and down.
It provides lots of contact between your hand and penis — and more
contact means more pleasure. You can reverse grip it from this technique
as well for a different sensation.
Fingering
It
You can use
all of your fingers to only two for this technique. With fingers
on top of the shaft at a diagonal and your thumb below. Simply
running your fingers along the shaft like this can provide a soft
and mesmerizing effect.
The
Blow Job
In order to
simulate the feeling of lips sliding over your penis, lube up
your erection and hold the shaft in one hand while you put your
dominant hand's index and middle fingers together horizontally,
palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head
into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed,
not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third
of your penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis's contour
as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position
your other hand behind the "lips" your fingers are making and
grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.
Mattress Love
Get a plastic
sandwich baggie, saran wrap or bubble wrap and put some lubricant
in it. Then put your penis in and move it around to make sure
your penis is fully lubricated. Once that is done, kneel in front
of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie,
bubble wrap, etc. still inside it, between the mattress and the
box-spring. Start thrusting in and out as if you were having sex.
Bonus is the easy clean up- when you're done, all you have to
do is throw away the baggie and wipe yourself off.
Sock
& Condom
Get a condom
that's a little too big for your penis, fill the tip with water
and water-based lube.
Now get your penis wet and slippery and slide on the condom, getting
rid of any air bubbles. Unroll it all the way so it has some excess
at the end. It should feel super-smooth and should slide without
much friction. Get a soft and elastic sock, and turn the open
part inside out over the toe part. Carefully pull it over your
penis while making sure there's still some slack at the end of
the condom. Lie down on your couch, hold the cushions apart with
one hand, pull the sock down in with the other, and settle into
a lying-down position. If the lubrication is right, the slightest
movement will make your penis slip one way or the other.
Bananarama
Simply peel
a banana, slip the peel over your penis, and masturbate with it.
The banana slime is a cool natural lubricant. You can warm up
the peel in the microwave for added sensations. Just be careful
not to overheat to avoid burning yourself! Also, you might have
better results if you peel the banana by making just one cut in
the peel and removing the fruit through the single cut; you can
then cut off the end of the banana peel and insert your penis
through that end.
Dress
You Up In My Love
Using a soft
piece of fabric or clothing (silk is the best- such as silk boxers,
but you can also use velvet, satin, etc.) Lie down, and place
the cloth over your penis. Then, with both hands rub the fabric
to the left and the right, with the silk touching the sensitive
underside of your penis. But don't rub too fast or you will get
the equivalent of carpet burn from the friction. You can enhance
the feeling by draping some of the fabric over your scrotum so
it gets stimulated, too.
Veggie
Melt
Select an
eggplant, cucumber, zucchini that is sufficiently larger than
your erect penis. Cut a hole in the peel that's the exact size
of the base of your erect penis. Then make a hole in the pulp
smaller than your erection (using a broom handle works well).
Then put the eggplant in the microwave for about a minute, just
so it gets warm inside and starts to get a little soft, but don't
really cook it. Then, after you make sure with your finger that
the inside is cool enough, put in some lube (try coconut oil),
put the eggplant between a couple of pillows thrust away. You
can lie on your back and just move the veggie back and forth on
your erect penis. In addition, cantaloupe, watermelon are fruits
that work well.
Pasta
Masta
Cook some
noodles in boiling water, pour off the excess water, and let the
noodles cool off. Then make a penis-size hole in the pasta, which
should be fairly stuck together at this stage. Then away you go.
The wet pasta should be enough for a lube. Caution: Don't be too
eager with this one — to avoid burning yourself, the pasta must
have cooled enough so you could hold a finger inside it without
any problem. You can also use lasagna noodles to wrap around and
slide up an down your shaft and head. Add oil or lubricant for
a smooth glide.
Endurance
Set a timer,
alarm clock, or digital watch to go off in 20 minutes and don't
let yourself ejaculate until the timer goes off. You can increase
the time if you desire. Waiting will increase the anticipation
because the alarm could ring at any second. Try to hover right
on the edge so you can orgasm immediately when the alarm rings.
It may seem like an eternity! It's especially good if the alarm
has a fairly long ringing cycle. If it continues to ring as you
begin ejaculating, it will heighten the sense of urgency and tension
relief.
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