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Funny Names For Masturbation

Dr. Lisa Lawless

Dr. Lisa Lawless, CEO of Holistic Wisdom
Clinical Psychotherapist: Relationship & Sexual Health Expert

Fruit Simulation of Vagina and Penis, Funny Names For Masturbation

Nicknames for Masturbation

Below are a variety of nicknames for masturbation. If you have some you would like to see added to this list and email us to add. For more helpful information regarding masturbation, see our article Is Masturbation Healthy and for masturbation techniques, see our guides on: Male Masturbation Tips and Female Masturbation Tips.

For Women

  • A little southern romance
  • Accordion solo
  • Battery testing
  • Beat the beaver
  • Bond with kitty
  • Bounce on the bed
  • Buff the muff
  • Butter the potato
  • Buy an "E" ticket
  • Buzz off
  • Caress the kitty
  • Catch a buzz
  • Churn the cream
  • Clap your clit
  • Comb the brush
  • Cross the great divide
  • Date my palm
  • Deep dishing
  • Dig a trench
  • Digitate
  • Digitizing
  • Dip your fingers in the honey pot
  • Do laps
  • Embrace the plastic age (use vibrator)
  • Enjoy a little southern comfort
  • Enter no man's land
  • Explore the deep south
  • Fan the furnace
  • Feed the fish
  • Feed the other mouth
  • Finger dancing
  • Finger fun
  • Flick the switch
  • Flip the bean
  • Flip through the pages
  • Flying manual (hands)
  • Fly on automatic (vibrator)
  • Four-lip whistling
  • Fuzzy fun

For Men

  • A date with Rosie
  • A little southern romance
  • Accordion solo
  • Baste the meat
  • Bang the burrito
  • Bash the bishop
  • Beat off
  • Beat your meat
  • Beat the dummy
  • Beat the piss out of your best friend
  • Blanket drill
  • Bleed your weed
  • Blow your load
  • Bludgeon the beefsteak
  • Bop the baloney
  • Buff the banana
  • Burp the worm
  • Butter your corn
  • Caress the cucumber
  • Charge the battery
  • Choke the chicken
  • Churn butter
  • Clean your rifle
  • Consult Dr. Jerkoff
  • Crown the king
  • Dash your doodle
  • Diddle yourself
  • Do-it-yourself
  • Do the mighty
  • Wang chung
  • Fist your mister
  • Five-finger Mary
  • Five against one
  • Flog the lizard
  • Flog your log
  • Flute solo
  • Fog the computer screen
  • Fondle your fig
  • Frig yourself

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