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Adult
Industry & The Adaptation To HD
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Dr.
Laura Schlessinger Is Full Of Crap
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Paris
Hilton Exposed Again
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Carmen
Electra To Play A Porn Star
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Aniston
& Cox to Kiss
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Porn
Film Not Kosher
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have a good hand."
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Joe wanted
to have sex with a girl in his office, but she said she already
had a boyfriend. One day he got so frustrated that he went up
to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex
with you." The girl said, "NO." Joe then said: "I'll be fast --
I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be
finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought
for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend
said: "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He
won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted
the proposal.
A half an
hour went by. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and
asked what happened? She said: "The bastard used quarters!"
Management
Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Oral
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Particularly
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during mutual pleasuring sessions.
The
most important ingredient to giving fantastic oral sex...
ATTITUDE.
If you
approach this as something that disgusts you, or even a
chore then in my opinion, you shouldn't bother doing it.
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We were driving
down a well lit Carolina highway on a night that was fit only
for ducks, fish and being with you. You had your hand resting
on my thigh and with a mischievous look in your eyes you began
to run your hand upward until it rested on my lap and you giggled
as you felt my manhood begin to stir under your gentle massaging.
I ask you if you think that this is a good time for this sort
of foreplay and you respond that any time is good when you are
with me.
I quickly
look for a place to park the vehicle and address or undress the
issue at hand. I spot this deserted looking dirt road and turn
onto it and drive for awhile to be sure we will not be disturbed.
Finally in frustration I just stop on a lonely stretch and take
you in my arms and our mouths lock in a wet embrace as our tongues
dance with each others and you are already unzipping my slacks
and reaching in to free my throbbing cock.
There is almost
an electric shock as I feel your fingers close around my shaft
and begin a steady up and down stroking. You then dive down with
your hot lips and wet mouth and engulf my dick completely taking
everything into your mouth except my aching balls. As you are
totally lost in sucking my cock, I reach over you and begin to
inch up your skirt until I can feel your silk panties against
my fingers.
You feel me
and moan as you spread your thighs allowing me easy access to
the ultimate goal of my searching fingers. I slip under your panties
and ease my fingers along the lips of your warm and wet cunt.
You moan louder as my finger slides up inside of your pussy and
I begin a rhythmic fucking motion in and out of that sweet but
tight little hole.
Before I can
tell you that I am about to cum, I let out a groan of my own and
start shooting spurt after spurt of hot cum deep into your throat
and you swallow every drop all the while milking my balls with
your hands until I have emptied myself into your mouth. I ask
you to get out of the car and I take you to the front. I reach
around and undo the buttons on your blouse exposing your wonderful
cleavage.
I unsnap
your bra that is restraining those very firm breast and watch
as they come free and into the light as the rain falls across
them. My mouth moves to your nipples, sucking them into my mouth
and gently biting on them. I lean down and engulf one of your
breasts in my mouth and suck on it like an infant sucking on a
mother’s breast.
I move back
up your body and our lips find each other again in a fevered battle
to devour each other. I turn you with your back to the car and
lift you onto the hood, The rain is coming down harder but we
hardly notice. I suck on your nipples again with my tongue and
fingers, as I kiss down to the top of your skirt and slowly lift
the hem.
My hands move
up your thighs to the edge of those sexy silk panties, which are
soaking wet from your already many orgasms. I unzip your skirt
and pull it from your body and now the only thing between me and
the object of my intense raging hard cock is a very thin pair
of panties. Your body looks amazing in the moonlight, the rain
pouring down on it, and running across your naked body.
I kiss my
way up your beautiful thighs to the edge of your panties. I stick
out my tongue licking the rain and already thick cum that has
made it's way out of your cunt and into your panties. You wrap
your legs around my head, as I put my whole mouth on your mound,
letting you feel my hot breath through the fabric of your panties.
I slip my
fingers to the waist band and peel them down exposing your beautiful
sexy pussy mound. I think your pussy is the most beautiful pussy
I have ever seen. I look at it in the rain and moonlight only
for a moment then I move quickly to your pink slit. Using my fingers
I part the wet folds of your labia and flatten my tongue, tasting
your sweetness as I move my tongue up to your swollen hard clit.
I flick my
tongue across your clit in rapid movements bringing deep moans
from my beautiful naked lady. I flick my tongue across your clit
and then suck it into my mouth, pushing it hard against my teeth.
Massaging
it with my tongue slowly at first and then in rapid flicks of
my tongue bringing deep moans from my lovers throat telling me
she is in the throes of multi-orgasms. I can feel your clitoris
"pop" as it slips between my tongue and lips.
You begin
to moan and squirm with extreme sexual pleasures coursing through
your body and you scream my name over and over with demands for
me to put my hard throbbing cock deep inside you now!!! I begin
to alternate between sucking, flicking and massaging your little
“man-in-the-boat” until I can almost feel him swelling in my mouth
like a man's cock would. You reach down and grasp my face in your
palms pushing my face into your warm wet pussy and you arch your
back as your orgasm washes over you like a flood of water. I continue
sucking on your hard clit, as you begin to push my head away from
your cunt because the pleasure is so intense. I know what I am
doing to you so I slip my hands under your tight ass and pull
you roughly against my mouth, sucking and licking your clit faster
and harder, coaxing another climax from your excited naked body.
"I need your
cock in me now", you scream totally out of control and breath.
You quickly slide down off the car and drop to your knees in front
of me and unbuckle my slacks pulling them down in one easy motion.
Your hands grasping my thick hard shaft and quickly move them
around to hold my ass and pull my whole body toward your mouth
until my cock slips in between your lips and down your throat
almost bringing me to a premature ejaculation. I step out of my
pants and we are both totally naked with the falling rain pouring
down on us. You lower your body back onto the car guiding my throbbing
cock into your hot wet pussy.
Taking you
by your ankles and spreading your legs in a "V", we both looked
down to watch as my cock sank slowly into your tight wet and grateful
at last, pink folds of your wonderful pussy. You raised your legs
high and place them on my shoulders, as you reach back and pull
on me making me sink deep inside of your warm body as I feel my
balls come banging down against your ass cheeks.
We can see
and feel the rain coming down on our bodies as I plunge my hard
shaft deep inside and slowly pull it out almost to the head and
then back in again. Our rhythm begins to increase as you lay back
and enjoy my thick cock pounding your tight cunt. I bend forward
and take a nipple into my mouth and bite on it and then begin
licking the sweat and rain from you breast. I slowly stand up
straight, holding your legs apart and begin a steady pounding
as I relentlessly stroke in and out of your warm, pink flesh.
You dig your heels into my waist as I lean into you driving my
shaft as deep as I can. You can now feel my balls steadily slapping
against your sweet ass each time I plunge my cock into you all
the way to the hilt.
I watch your
body, as I sense your body arching, your breast become more tight
and your nipples firming as you prepare to achieve your greatest
climax. I reach down a grab your thighs, pulling your pelvis up
tight against mine. My cock now deeply inside hitting your G-spot.
All of a sudden
a scream of pleasure erupts from your throat and you tell me "I’m
cumming, I'm cumming, drive your cock harder and don't stop."
As your orgasm washes over you, I quickly pull my cock from its
tight confines and drop to my knees. I suck your slit into my
mouth as a yet another orgasm hits your body.
Your body
is moving in all directions at once, as I suck hard on your clitoris.
Your fingers digging into my scalp, trying to push my face deeper
into the folds of your pussy. I sense all of a sudden a change
of direction as you try to wiggle away from my sucking mouth and
flickering tongue because you are having one orgasm after the
other.
The rain begins
to let up as we both are gasping for air. You slowly slide from
the car hood and down in front of me as you take my rigid cock
in your mouth and with only two or three deep throat maneuvers
I erupt into a flood of cum down your throat until it runs down
your chin.
I reach down
and lift you into my arms, our bodies naked, wet but satisfied
as never before and I put my mouth on yours and kiss you deep
and long.
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Adult Industry & The Adaptation To HD January
2007
Pornography
has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from the
printing press to the video and now are releasing high-definition
DVDs. However, the high-definition format is accentuating imperfections
in the actors — from a little extra cellulite on a leg to razor
burn.
While Hollywood
is dealing with similar problems, it is more pronounced for porn
as there is a high volume of close ups and body shots.
Production
tools are coming into play to allow editors to digitally soften
the actors' skin tone. "It takes away the blemishes and the pits
and harshness and makes it look like they have baby skin," said
the director known as Joone, who made "Pirates," one of the industry's
top- selling videos.
Jesse Jane,
one of the industry's biggest stars, plans to go under the knife
next month to deal with one side effect of high definition. The
images are so clear that Jane's breast implants, from an operation
six years ago, can be seen bulging oddly on screen.
"I'm having
my breasts redone because of HD," she said. The stretch marks
on Jane from her pregnancy are more apparent. But she deals with
those blemishes in a simpler way: by liberal use of tanning spray.
Kirsten Price,
who appeared in "Manhunters" and "Just Like That," has said "HD
is great because people want to see how people really look. People
just want to see what's real."
Price is allowing
them to do so, mostly. She had laser treatments to diminish tiny
purple veins on her thighs that weren't visible to viewers before.
"You can see things you cannot see with the naked eye. You see
skin blemishes; you see cottage cheese," Robbie D said. "But some
cellulite is not necessarily a bad thing. It's kind of sexy."
The technology makes the experience more intimate, he said.
Dr.
Laura Schlessinger Is Full Of Crap January
2007
Dr. Laura
Schlessinger's backward book The Proper Care & Feeding of Marriage
promises perfect marriages with a section where Dr. Laura insists
that wives should have sex with their husbands even if they don't
feel like it, "the same way he is obligated to go to work and
support the family even when he doesn't feel like it."
Yes Dr. Laura,
that's right, we should take what is supposed to be pleasureful
and turn it into a chore so that the resentment can build and
like many men, he will be really confused when she files for divorce
(when it comes to divorce, over 80% of women initiate it). Many
men do not see it coming and this is one of the factors that makes
it happen.
Women should
be encouraged to develop their sexuality in a healthy environment
where they feel nurtured, expressive and mutually pleased. If
a woman struggles with a low sex drive, one should explore reducing
stressors that may be causing this in addition to medical causes
(which can be serious).
Women should
not feel obligated to have sex with their partners, and certainly
should not be encouraged to do it regardless of their feelings
and desires by a ridiculous person like Dr. Laura Schlessinger
who is clearly living in the dark ages.
Paris
Hilton Exposed Again January
2007
As
if 1 Night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an
extended tour. The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the
Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted
a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items
- including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters,
medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone
numbers.
Hilton
had kept all of the material in a storage locker when
she moved from one Los Angeles mansion to another in 2004.
When she failed to pay a measly $208 storage bill, the
goods were sold to an unidentified buyer - and then obtained
by "Sultan of Sleaze" David Hans Schmitt and broker Bardia
Persa.
The
duo launched the site - ParisExposed.com - yesterday,
charging $39.97 a month for access. Paris was obviously
a pack rat - saving all sorts of things.
Carmen Electra To Play A Porn Star January
2007
Carmen Electra
is set to star in a new British film as a porn star alongside
Pirates star MacKenzie Crook and comedian Jimmy Carr. The
film, called I Want Candy, tells the story of Joe and Baggy,
who head to London to sell what they know is a script made of
gold.
They have
a little trouble in finding someone to have faith in the script,
but eventually meet a producer who will give them the money to
make the film if they can cast Candy Fiveways, played by Electra,
a legendary porn star.
The two then
have to try and make the adult orientated film in their parents
house, with said parents around. A task as difficult as it sounds.
The film is set to be released in the UK on March 23rd, 2007.
Aniston
& Cox to Kiss on US Television Show 'Dirt.' January
2007
Jennifer
Aniston and Courteney Cox will reportedly share a passionate on-screen
kiss on an upcoming episode of the US drama Dirt. Earlier this
month Cox confirmed that best friend Aniston would be playing
the part of a magazine editor in the program's season finale.
According
to the Evening Echo, "Aniston's character is a lesbian. What's
more, she won't just mouth off to Cox's tightly wound counterpart,
she's going to share a lip lock with her." Cox plays ruthless
tabloid boss Lucy Spiller on the show - which debuted on US TV
at the beginning of the month. Aniston will play Spiller's rival,
Tina Harrod, in the final episode of the series.
Porn
Film Not Kosher January
2007
The producer
of a new adult DVD showing off the delights of Israeli porn stars
has been attacked by a New Jersey Rabbi - for using a kosher stamp
on the cover, without permission.
Rabbi Yehuda
Rosenbaum, whose company KOF-K Kosher Certification authenticates
food including meat, grains and dairy products for the Jewish
market, says Oren Cohen has no right using his stamp on Assraelis.
Rosenbaum’s
lawyers have fired off a cease and desist letter to Cohen and
his Van Nuys, California production company Tight Fit. They maintain
Tight Fit is using the symbol “illegally” in violation of State
and Federal Law, and they threaten to sue Cohen if the situation
is not rectified “as quickly as possible”. Cohen, who shot the
film entirely on location in Israel, tells website TMZ.com he
finds the whole matter “funny”, but will not modify the cover
art before the film’s release next week.
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