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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It�s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I�d love to be able to do that. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn�t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability.

Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What�s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."

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The Clone A Willy & Vagina Kits are some of the best selling adult products around. They are so popular, they are hard to keep in stock as they provide such a unique sex toy!

You can use them to make the following
types of molds-

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Candle, Soap, Chocolate

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HolisticWisdom.com Founder

Here are some tips from the Clone A Willy manufacturer on how to make the most of them.

Clone A Willy Or Vagina & Then Make A Chocolate Mold!

Making a chocolate vagina is a bit easier than a Clone A Willy, but the first step will remain the same. You will want to pour the chocolate in as soon as you get the rubber mold out. Once the rubber out, the negative mold will shrink a little due to the exposure to oxygen.

For a Clone A Willy, you can use a cheap cork screw to get the rubber replica out so that the mold will not be broken or shift. If you can't get the chocolate in there right away, you can fill the mold with water and leave it for about a week and it should still be good.

For vagina or Clone A Willy molds, you will want to use a molding chocolate that you can find at your grocery store in the baking isle. They also suggested to leave a stick (like a popsicle stick) in the chocolate so it will be easier to pull out, you shouldn't have to coat it with oil or anything if you use molding chocolate.

Can I change the color of my clone a willy?

YES. You will be provided with flesh colored paint in your kit, but some of our customers like to be a little more creative and wanted to know about the use of other colors. You can add other colors... before you pour in the liquid rubber, simply mix in a tiny dab of any oil-based color. A very small amount will completely change the color, giving you unlimited color options. You can even make your dildo multiple colors! Winsor & Newton oil based paint works well and is available at many of your local art stores. You can go to the Winsor & Newton site to find a location near you. A tube is approximately $4 and we have heard from customers who use purple that it adds a blood engorged penis look.

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Make attempts at spending time together, bonding and focusing on things that bring your heart joy. Perhaps even volunteering time together at a charity helping those less fortunate can be a holiday event you both share in.

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It was summer time in Scotland and I stood comfortably surrounded by green hills in the distance and the dockyards. It was all new to me, an American lad on his first trip outside his homeland, my thoughts were all centered on the knot of fear that lay in my stomach; the fear of being alone in a foreign country, fear of the dangers that may lay about the dockyard, and fear of the unknown.

My older and more experienced friends from the ship had gone off a few blocks away to drink and make out with the local lassies as I was left behind. Since I didn�t drink much and since I was lacking in confidence and shy, I was left alone to face the unknown.

As I walked the streets up from the dockyard, I was careful to memorize my return route and check for whatever possible evil might befall a young lad, alone and scared as he walked the streets of a strange country. As I met people on the sidewalk, I greeted each of them.

"Good Day Yank," usually came back in reply. It was a friendly greeting and did much to alleviate my fears. Soon I was in a residential neighborhood of modest, well kept houses with tiny yards and occasionally a car parked in front. As darkness approached, I sensed I�d find little of interest there.

At the next intersection I turned left and found myself pointed downhill towards the Clyde and a series of small shops and pubs lining the streets. It looked quiet enough.

As I walked, I passed one of the pubs. It was full of men and women socializing and having fun. Still, it didn�t seem like a place where I�d be comfortable. Then, as I walked, lost in thoughts, I heard a woman�s voice from beside me, "Hey Yank, yer kinda lost aint ya."

I turned and faced a young woman, perhaps my age, not more than twenty, and replied, "I�m new here. Don�t know my way around. Sorry if I�m out of my area." The girl answered, "No, that�s all right. It�s just that most Yanks stay down close to the waterfront where there�s more to their liking." I replied that I didn�t want to go down to those places and that I sought something more to my liking.

Hearing this, the girl seemed to change her attitude and said, "I�m Mary and I live right there with my father and mother." So I stopped to chat. Soon, I learned that she was had a steady relationship with a British sailor, a stoker, on a ship that had been deployed for several months. She spoke of it once; then, the conversation moved to other things.

We spoke for a couple hours, sharing laughter, sharing an underlying soul recognition of sorts that made the conversation flow. We shared heartfelt moments and filled those hours with what felt like a lifetime of intensity. The flirtation was heavy and as it became more intense we found ourselves staring into each other's lustful eyes in a moment of quiet.

She awkwardly broke the silence and mentioned that a movie was showing in a nearby movie house and suggested I join her. The movie was dull and Mary�s and my attention soon turned to each other. First, I held her hand; then, my hand rested on the thigh and we kissed.

Soon we were breathing heavy and I placed my hand on her breasts. "Let�s go." Mary said long before the movie was finished and we left the darkened theater with me following her at a swift pace.

Then, we were at a house and Mary opened the door where she bade me enter. Once inside, we were at each other like animals. It was a new and wild experience for me as I had only a few previous experiences. It was all I could do as we kissed and soul kissed and I fondled her breasts through her clothing.

"No lights," she said as she led me to a narrow staircase and up to a small bedroom above. There, in the small bedroom, I went to remove Mary�s sweater and bra. I moved quickly with her help and was soon I was fondling, sucking and playing with her small, perfectly formed breasts. Clothes were falling to the side of the bed at a steady rate as we gained more access to each other.

"It�s been so long," Mary said, "I�ve been so lonely" as she moved to grasp my cock. The hormones that drove her were also driving me. I was gripped by a passion so strong that I could no longer control it. With my fingers gently massaging her labia and slipping into her vagina, I felt her extreme wetness.

I massaged her clit and sensed the surge of passion, pulsing and engorged, as she cried, "Fuck me now!" I moved over her and we quickly adjusted to each other. "Do it hard, NOW!" she cried as I sent my hard cock into her depths. She groaned as we were fully united and moaned, "Oh yes, yes..."

Extremely aroused, I partially withdrew from her vagina and drove myself into her a second time only to be met with her counter thrust from beneath me. We fucked hard for only a few minutes before I felt my ejaculation explode into her. With each spurt, I felt the tensions spring from me.

We lay coupled in a sweet post coitus intimacy. Mary spoke, "If you�re still here tomorrow night, we could meet here again. The key is under the doormat." My ship had several more days in port and Mary and I spent all of them together until our bitter sweet parting. We never saw one another again, but she has always been with me in my memories.

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Men and women kiss for different reasons according to a psychology professor at SUNY Albany. Men tend to buss to gain sexual favors, while women osculate to check for compatibility. "Females, in particular, not only use kissing as a mate-assessment technique, but once they're in a committed relationship with a male, they continue to use kissing as a way to monitor and update the status of their relationship," the researcher said.

In an effort to promote world harmony this holiday season, Bay-area sweethearts Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell return with their Second Annual Global Orgasm for Peace. This year's worldwide "Oh!" takes place "at 6:08 a.m. Universal Time (GMT) on Saturday, December 22" (the winter solstice) and, according to organizers, can be achieved "by yourself or with someone else."

An Englishman on trial for flashing pled not guilty. His alibi: He is so embarrassed by his wee willy that he wouldn't have been able to expose himself to women. Michael Carney explained, "My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average." He brought proof to court, letting the jury see photos of his penis. The verdict: guilty.

A prostitute in Chile auctioned off sex to raise money for charity. Maria Carolina told Reuters, "I've already auctioned off the 27 hours of love.... One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him." She says she's raised about $4,000 for the national charity telethon.

Marisa Tomei's sex scene in the movie Before the Devil Knows You're Dead earned the top spot on Mr. Skin's list of best nude scenes for 2007. Brit babe Keeley Hazell came in second for her nude scene in the film Cashback, while Natalie Portman notched third for baring her skin in Hotel Chevalier.

The "long-standing Washington gossip" that Condoleezza Rice is a lesbian has made international news. The Times of London refers to not only the National Enquirer's sensationalistic cover story that contends "according to the buzz among political insiders, it's an open secret that...Rice is gay." The Times also references the revelation by the Washington Post's diplomatic correspondent that the secretary of state co-owns a home with gal pal Randy Bean, an unmarried "liberal progressive."

After receiving complaints about its mannequins' "lingerie and suggestive poses," a Victoria's Secret store in Indiana covered up the dummies with pajamas. According to the Associated Press, the Carmel, Indiana resident who headed the initiative feels "the sagging pajama bottoms are still too suggestive."

University of Kentucky students have been going on sexually oriented field trips. As a homework assignment for a human sexuality class students select from a number of destinations -- strip clubs, gay bars, lingerie stores or adult video stores -- and take notes on their reactions. The intent is to "expand sexual comfort zones." One student gushed, "I knew about the assignment before I enrolled for the course, and I looked forward to the assignment because I went with friends."

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