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Exotic
Dancers' 'Stigma' Too Much For Charity
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TIC
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Holistic
Wisdom Customer & The Wrong Number!
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The
"HooHaa" Monologues
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Love
Even In Death
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This
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"Instruction
in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet
not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology
of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual
attraction may exist between persons so incompatible
in tastes and capacities that they could not endure
living together for a week much less a lifetime."
-
George Bernard Shaw
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A man is walking
down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up,
pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank
you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you
three wishes."
The man says
"Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want
1 billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Poof! There is a flash
of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in
his hand.
He continues,
"Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Poof! There
is a flash of light and a bright, red, brand-new Ferrari appears
right next to him.
He continues,
"Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Poof! There is
a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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Make
A Dildo Or Vagina & Then Make A Chocolate Mold!
Making a chocolate
vagina is a bit easier than a dildo, but the first step will remain
the same. You will want to pour the chocolate in as soon as you
get the rubber mold out. Once the rubber out, the negative mold
will shrink a little due to the exposure to oxygen.
For a dildo,
you can use a cheap cork screw to get the rubber replica out so
that the mold will not be broken or shift. If you can't get the
chocolate in there right away, you can fill the mold with water
and leave it for about a week and it should still be good.
For vagina
or dildo molds, you will want to use a molding chocolate that
you can find at your grocery store in the baking isle. They also
suggested to leave a stick (like a popsicle stick) in the chocolate
so it will be easier to pull out, you shouldn't have to coat it
with oil or anything if you use molding chocolate.
Can
I change the color of my dildo?
YES. You will be provided with flesh colored paint in your
kit, but some of our customers like to be a little more creative
and wanted to know about the use of other colors. You
can add other colors... before you pour in the liquid rubber,
simply mix in a tiny dab of any oil-based color. A very
small amount will completely change the color, giving you unlimited
color options. You can even make your dildo multiple colors! Winsor
& Newton oil based paint works well and is available at many
of your local art stores. You can go to the Winsor
& Newton site to find a location near you. A tube
is approximately $4 and we have heard from customers who use purple
that it adds a blood engorged penis look.
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The
Reunion
An
Erotic Story By A Holistic Wisdom Newsletter Reader
The train
pulled into the station; a familiar feeling of excitement reaching
his stomach, only the third time he had saw her, but already he
could map out her entire body in his mind as he stood on the platform
daydreaming.
Now he was
concentrating on his "girl" coming off the train, he so wanted
to plant a passionate kiss on her.
He saw her
her long golden hair blowing slightly in the freezing cold wind,
she smiled as she spotted him, and held her arms out as she neared
him giving him a squeeze. The kiss being slow and seductive, lasting
for what felt like hours; he didn't want to let her go but at
the same time wanted to grab her, rush her to his house and make
love to her for hours.
They walked
toward his car with some small talk. There was always a little
nervous chat at the beginning, but as they spent more time together
they became closer and in tune with each other, knowing exactly
what each other wanted and needed. Eventually stopping and going
into his house, into the warmth of his sitting room, a blazing
open fire greeted them, inviting them to sit beside it.
He wanted
to make the most of this evening everything being just right,
furry carpet on the floor at the fire, wine chilling in fridge,
feminine music playing softly in the background, he wanted this
night to be just right.
He knew that
this would be one of their last nights together for a while and
everything had to be just perfect, he wanted so much to please
her in every little way possible tonight, nothing could go wrong.
Placing her
bag onto his couch she gave the room the once over smiling as
he stood behind her and put his arms around her and squeezed her
tightly, she turned around, whispering how perfect everything
was. He
began to kiss her neck tenderly gently biting, he could hear her
sighing. Knowing how much she loved being kissed there it made
him feel so good knowing he was pleasing her.
He took her
hand and walked her toward the fire, undressing her slowly, never
a word spoken. Eyes dazzling in the heat of the roaring fire,
she stood there naked, the flames of the fire casting light onto
her beautiful curves, filling his eyes with an amazing sight that
he craved for when the weren't together.
Now here she
was, nude, warm and wanting him so badly. Feeling connected and
in the moment, he began to take his clothes off in a rush; he
longed to be pressed against her with their nude bodies entangling.
Listening
to the crackling of the fire as he traced his tongue over her
belly, he kneeled down and parted her legs slightly, just enough
to get the tip of his tongue into her. This was just a sweet reminder
of her sweet taste. Licking, and swirling he continued until she
came. As she breathlessly moaned he slid back, keeping eye contact
with her as he began to stand up again.
Grabbing her
hair he made a motion for her to return the favor and kneel down
beside him, she did so showing her desire to please him. As
she pulled his hard penis into her mouth, sucking gently tasting
his sweet pre-cum, he pulled onto her hair harder now, he knew
how much that turned her on, the more he pulled the more her body
went into spasm and the more she pulled him deep into her mouth.
He grabbed
her and pulled her up, telling her he didn't want to cum yet,
he wanted this to last for hours. He laid her down and parted
her legs so wide this time, giving himself a wonderful view of
inside her, pink and juicy wet. She was slightly squirming at
every gentle touch he made.
He lay between
her legs and began to suck on her now, pushing his tongue so deep
inside her tasting her slightly sweet creamy juices, flicking
her clit with his tongue hearing how much this made her moan in
ecstasy knowing she was going to cum once more. He knew exactly
where to lick and suck and she was moaning loudly, grabbing his
head. She wanted his tongue as deep into her body as he could.
Suddenly she
grabbed onto his back gripping fiercely as her body arched and
she came like lightning, fast and electric screaming with the
intensity of the feeling.
Kissing her
all over as she relaxed she needed a few minutes to enjoy the
intensity of this orgasm he let her regain her breath as he continued
to kiss her body. She had never felt orgasms like this; it was
all new to her she wanted more... and that is exactly what she
got.
We
no longer carry desensitizers due to this newly found information-
After breaking
information on deaths caused by the topical numbing agent Benzocaine
this week, we have pulled all products that contain it. This would
include creams and lubricants that numb a man's penis by applying
it directly or using it in a condom.
While there
is no information at this time saying that it is not safe to use
in sexual products, it would seem logical to avoid, considering
that the vaginal and anal orifices are so easily able to absorb
substances compared to skin outside of the body.
Thus, we urge
you to err on the side of caution and consider what information
has recently come out about Benzocaine-
Important
Information On Benzocaine
Found In Most Sexual Desensitizers
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Overuse of skin-numbing creams can cause irregular heartbeats
and even death.
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Creams and lotions often used in conjunction with cosmetic procedures.
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Used in large amounts can cause a lethal dose of chemicals to
enter bloodstream.
Numbing
creams and lotions, available both by prescription and over the
counter, are approved to soothe burning or itching skin as well
as pain and to decrease sensation.
Desensitizers
can contain numbing drugs that can include lidocaine, tetracaine,
benzocaine and prilocaine. But the FDA said consumers should be
cautious about using them without medical supervision. Leaving
the creams on the skin for long periods of time or on large portions
of their bodies can increase the risk, officials have said. Small
children and people with heart or severe liver disease are also
at higher risk.
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Exotic
Dancers' 'Stigma' Too Much For Charity February
2007
The Breast
Cancer Society of Canada has rejected the offer of thousands of
dollars from a fundraising group of exotic dancers in Vancouver.
Exotic Dancers for Cancer holds an annual charity event in memory
of a former dancer who lost her life to the disease.
Last year,
the event raised $6,000. However, former dancer Trina Ricketts
said the society sent her an e-mail declining the money this year,
because its major donors did not support a connection to exotic
dancers.
She says the
society has taken the group's contributions in the past. "I really
feel that it's a strong indication of the degree of the stigma
that exotic dancers experience when an organization doesn't even
want to be associated with them for fear of experiencing the same
stigma."
TIC
2007 Translating Identity Conference February
2007
Holistic
Wisdom is sponsoring the Translating Identity Conference
in Vermont on February 24, 2007 from 9-6pm by providing
a free gift basket in their raffle this year.
TIC
is a free conference focusing on gender and gender identities.
Open to the public, this event hopes to reach out to the
University of Vermont, the Burlington community, and the
nation as a whole to educate us all further about transgender
issues.
With multiple
panels to choose from at any time, some panels will be directed
towards trans people and others will be for those who are fairly
unfamiliar with the transgender movement and the topic of gender
identity. This conference seeks to translate gender identity to
both the queer community and its allies. This conference is open
to the national public, but space is limited!
There are
600 spaces open to the public and 300 available to UVM affiliates.
Please register as soon as possible to guarantee your spot. Registration
and attendance are free.
Holistic
Wisdom Customer & The Wrong Number! February
2007
Hey Lisa,
Got a funny story for you.
I bought
the oversized rabbit style vibrator for my mom since her and my
dad have been celibate for 13 years and all the family knows.
So the day before Christmas I called my aunt and told her all
about the specs on the vibrator and how when mom opened it we
would say it was from "the girls".
So I went
on and on about how the rabbit tickles the clit and how its so
long and so wide and such. Finally I told her that I had a link
to your website and would send her a pic of it. We had a good
laugh and she agreed to check her email for the link.
Off I went
to find her email address and for some reason it was deleted so
I called her back to tell her I couldn't find her address and
her husband answered. I said is my aunt there and he said I think
you have the wrong number. I said no I just talked to her and
I cant find her email, who is this anyway? He said this is Sam
and I'm like, who the heck is Sam? He said her husband.
OH MY GOD!!!
I just spent a 1/2 hour going into detail about the vibrator I
bought my mom for Christmas to a STRANGER!! LMFAO!!
It was so
hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I called my aunt and told
her what happened. The entire family now knows this story and
it was the highlight of Christmas LOL.... by the way... dad has
named it Dad Junior LMAO and thanks to you and me their sex life
has be ummm "revitalized"... and everyone in the family is much
happier now... wooohooo!!!
Thanks again,
Satisfied consumer!!
The "HooHaa" Monologues February
2007
The well
known show The Vagina Monologues has been changed
on the marquee of a Jacksonville, FL Atlantic theater because
an uptight woman called to say that her niece asked her what a
vagina was.
God forbid
someone ask about a part of their own body and the correct term
for it. We have to wonder about the world we live in when we cannot
say vagina or penis. Grow up America.
Love
Even In Death February
2007
Buried
between 5,000 and 6,000 years ago, the prehistoric pair
are believed to have been a man and a woman and are thought
to have died young, because their teeth were found intact.
Two
skeletons found locked in an embrace near the city where
Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale "Romeo and Juliet"
have sparked theories the remains of a far more ancient
love story have been found.
Archaeologists
unearthed the skeletons dating back to the late Neolithic
period outside Mantua, 25 miles south of Verona, the city
of Shakespeare's story of doomed love.
Soft
Porn For Bus Riders February
2007
Bus passengers
in Sofia are being shown soft porn films on giant video screens
at night. During the day the plasma screens in the Bulgarian capital
show bus times, but the night shift now has the porn films on
view.
A spokesman
for the station management said: "We wanted to give the passengers
something to take their minds off the cold and to pass the time
while waiting for a bus, and there are unlikely to be children
around that time of night."
The move however
has angered many, including mothers with young children, who say
the movies are a disgrace. They also claim the security guards
have stopped patrolling for troublemakers, and spend their time
watching the giant screens instead.
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