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April 29, 2007

Sex Toy Parties
What You Should Know

This Edition's Erotic Story
"Unexpected Break at the Barn"

Seduction Tips
Seduce Your Lover Tonight!

Sex In The News

~ Porn Put Into Washington Time Capsule
~ U.S. Troops Used 'Comfort Women' After WWII
~ Egypt's 'Dr. Ruth': Let's Talk Sex
~ Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs
~ Richard Gere Apologizes In Kissing Controversy
~ "Women's Town" To Put Men In Their Place
~ Use Of Private Detectives Rising In Divorces
~ Man Robbed Bank To Buy Fake Breasts
~ Man Cut Off Penis In Restaurant
~ Chocolate Better Than Kissing

 


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- Alexander Woollcott


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This Issue's Sex Joke

The $200 Bucks

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks!

She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara, amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

 

 

Sex Toy Parties
         What You Should Know

Many of you may already be familiar with the trend in Sex Toy Parties. Modeled after Tupperware Parties, many women and even couples are having get-togethers where a host presents sex toys and provides samples for all to try.

Lisa Lawless
Lisa S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com Founder

It is a clever idea and can be fun, however, there are some things to take note of when attending or if you are considering doing one.


Overly High Prices

In doing research for this article, we found that the cost of sex toys offered at these parties are sometimes 3-4 times their normal retail price. The reason for this is the numerous 'middle men' involved in the process. That means that up to five different companies/individuals have made a profit from that sex toy before you buy it!

Take a look at how the sex toy can make it's way to you with an inflated price below.

Note that the 'Toy Distributor' and the 'Party Host' are off to the side, this is because they sometimes are included in the process and up the price even more depending on the policies of the Toy Party Company.

By the time everyone has made a profit you could be paying over $150.00 for a sex toy you could have bought retail for $49.99! That was the case with the Rabbit Habit when we searched what many of the sex toy party companies were charging for them.
Rabbit Habit By Vibratex
Rabbit Habit
The cordless version of the Rabbit Pearl seen on Sex And The City.
     
Another example was the Tongue Dinger that we sell for $3.99 where a sex toy party consultant sold it for $12.99!
Tongue Dinger
Tongue Dinger
Oral Sex Enhancer

While it may be fun to try samples in a party type environment, most often you are paying an outrageous mark up for the product that you could have gotten through a company like ours that deal directly with the manufacturers and buys in bulk to reduce cost all the way around.

Also, you can get samples of lubricants, massage creams, etc. through a company like ours for your own party or even just for you. There is no need to have to pay such high prices for the luxury of trying things out.

 

Education

Another issue that concerned us about these toy parties is that the consultants giving them were often extremely uneducated about sexuality and either could not provide information or simply lied about it. Most of the consultants are just women that want to work from home and have no experience or study in sexuality.

We actually received some of the training DVDs and other materials that the consultants are given and after our entire staff reviewed them, we were all in agreement. They are simply a waste of time with the majority of the focus on sales techniques rather than providing information that would truly assist their consumers.

This is not only poor customer service, it could be downright life threatening when you understand that some of the questions have to do with safe sex and safety issues.

For example, did you know that you should never put a silicone lubricant on a silicone toy? Most of the consultants did not know this either. What happens is the silicone lubricant breaks down the silicone toy allowing for it to basically melt inside the body. Because the vaginal and anal walls absorb toxins this could become a health hazard.

There are many other examples of issues to be concerned about as a consumer and it is why we provide so much free sex information on our site as well as have customer service representatives who are trained to answer questions accurately.

 

Free, Cheap Products

Many party companies will promise free sex toys to the party host for scheduling the party and inviting the guests. However, we checked out some of these free products and found that they were some of the lowest quality products available. Some of them only costing one dollar when purchased through a toy distributor.

The toy party company will tell the representative (who is often a victim of great misinformation themselves) that the suggested retail price for them is $50 when in reality most retail companies sell them for $3 - $5.00.

Do not be fooled by free products they tell you are expensive. No company will give you a toy that they themselves have had to pay a lot for for free. It makes no sense to do it. After all, no company could stay in business doing that.

 

The Consultant Is Usually Mislead As Well

The consultant who comes in with her bags of samples is usually a woman just trying to make a living selling wares for the sex toy party company. What she herself may not know is that while she has been lured into selling products for the sex toy party company to make a lot of money, she most likely will not make very much, will have to front a lot of her own money to get started and is responsible for all her own taxes. This is not to mention that she most likely will only be able to do this for several months until she realizes she cannot make a living doing it.

Much to the dismay of party consultants, they often find themselves looking for another job down the road as these tend not to work out too well. Why? Because consumers have access to the Internet and can look up how much something should really cost.

Say you go to a sex toy party and are told that the Rabbit Pearl retails at about $105.00 but tonight at the toy party, you, the lucky consumer are going to get it for only $95! Later, you go to a site like ours and see our low price guarantee and find that we carry it for $49.99!

The consultant is not going to get your business if you are a smart consumer and won't get your repeat business if you bought into her hype at the party and ended up overpaying for something.

The long-term problem is no repeat customers. A consultant has got to make her sales at the party to play on your enthusiasm (or tipsiness from wine or Cosmopolitans) because if she does not you most likely will not buy.

Afterward, you have had time to detach from your emotions, the energy of the party and possibly sober up and it has given you time to comparison shop.

She can't offer a low price guarantee because she herself is paying just below retail (and in some cases over retail prices) for the product she is selling. When she runs out of people in town to sell to, she will either have to go to another town or give it up.

She won't be able to make a living off her sad little template web site the Sex Toy Party Company gave her. For one thing it won't get ranked well (if at all) on the search engines, for another, she can't compete with prices on the web.

This, plus the fact that many consultants are not well informed about sex toys let alone sex... makes this is a recipe for a career disaster.

 

Still Want A Party?

You can still have them... if you attend one, just make sure you come back to our site when you want a low price guarantee, free lubricant samples (of high quality with purchase) and quality customer service! If we don't have a product you want on our site, we most likely have it at our warehouse.

Want our help putting together your own party? Let us know! While we do not hire consultants to do them, we do provide you with all the free information you need to present items and can arrange sample toys and lubricants for your party for a reasonable price. Contact us for more information.

 

 

Unexpected Break at the Barn
         Submitted By Rain Storm

The day had turned out to be a cooler one than the previous thanks to the rain showers. That meant there were extra chores in the barn that didn’t get done the day before so they had to be done today.

Jack went on his way not expecting anything out of the ordinary, thinking it sure would be nice to have a change of pace just once. He only had a couple horses, a milking cow, and chickens. Maybe one day he’d purchase more, but right now this was about all he could find time for since he already had another job downtown.

The farm was the beginning of a dream he always had wanted, and he was well on his way into it, but not quite enough to jump in full force.

As he moved toward the back of the barn, something caught his eye in the upper hayloft, but he didn’t pay much attention. The neighbors cats liked to stroll through every now and again, so he just assumed it was that. He sure didn’t mind their cats in here, they kept the mice at bay and out of his house.

After feeding the first of his animals Jack needed a drink, so he headed to the hand pump and pail outside. This time he knew he had seen something out of the corner of his eye, and it was no cat!

Trying to move inconspicuously and act as if he had not been startled, he fiddled around with some items on a shelf as he heading to the pump. He started humming to himself as he went. Reaching for the pail and dipper, he filled it just over half full. The rain was still coming down at times, but not enough to blur his vision.

Without hesitating, he stopped, instantly turned and tossed the pail of water at the shape behind him. When he opened his eyes, he looked into another pair of bright blue eyes that were in as much of a shock as he was, only hers came from the startling splash of water.

“What are you doing here and what do you want?” Jack demanded. Strangers were rare in these parts. She looked familiar, but he was not sure he recognized her. People went in through his job at the gas station all the time, but he never took no notice in them.

Taking notice of folks just provoked unnecessary conversation, so his boss told him, and that held up customers. “You work at Skaters Garage, don’t you Mr.?” She said almost in a sultry voice. “I don’t mean to intrude, but I just had to meet you.”

Still looking directly into her eyes again he noticed how beautiful and blue they were. He replied, “I would hope that before I give you lots of information about who and what I am, I’d learn what your doing here ma’ am.”

She wrinkled her nose as if she were disappointed, but he was right. She should give him an explanation as to why she was standing on his property. “My name is Anna”. “Last night I pulled into your Garage with a flat tire, some guy there said he could fix me up, but he also said it would be today before my car is ready, so I went and got myself a Motel room and waited.

I saw you while I was there, couldn’t believe my eyes. So, I followed you home and slept in your barn last night. I wanted to meet ya. That’s all. Don’t know why, but you caught my attention.” For some reason he believed her, there was truth in her voice.

“Well, you didn’t have to sneak, and you sure didn’t have to sleep in my barn. Seeming as you paid for a Motel room and still slept here, you must have really been a wanting to say hello, so I won’t press charges, this time.” A smile melted across her face, and for the first time Jack noticed that this woman was overall as beautiful as her eyes.

Don’t let her get to you Jack thought, women are nothing but trouble. Or all the women I find seem to be. Then again…I didn’t find this one, she found me. What am I thinking, knock it off!! Jack told himself.

Jack hadn’t been with a woman for quite some time and felt himself beginning to feel flattered and slightly aroused. Pushing his desires aside, Jack said “Listen, I have to get my chores done. Due to the rain I am a day behind.”

She smiled again, this time more seriously, “I can help. Besides, I need something to do for a couple hours.” This he couldn’t argue with. “Alright, I need to fill these buckets up with water for starters, wanna try?” He asked. She headed to pick up the two buckets and as she bent over Jack saw a cleavage that was calling his name, not to mention as she turned the nicest ass ever.

Dropping his tools he reached for her hand and pulled her close to him…his kiss was tender at first-to make sure she was willing-wink. As he thought, she was…for proof she shoved her tongue hard back into his mouth. Their lips locked together and tongues danced. Jack’s hands slid down her back and cupped her ass. The cut-off jean shorts had also turned him on and now there was no holding back.

Letting her lips unlock from his, she made her way down the front of his bare hairy chest kissing each and every inch…taking her hands she unbuttoned his pants. His jeans fit him quite snug but came down quick with the right pull. She buried her face into his skin, soft balls bulged out from under an already stiff cock. She kissed the head of his cock and slightly flicked it with her tongue. With a gasp from his mouth he felt his cock slide into her warm mouth, about half way….God this felt good.

She kept sliding it in and slowly pulling it out with her lips wrapped around it tight, every movement just made him stiffer. Now taking her left hand and grabbing the base of his cock she pressed his thumb into the base of his shaft and rubbed every now and again for extra pleasure.

Jack was now moaning and had to grab the fence at his side for balance. Her hot mouth took his cock all the way in, deep enough to touch the back of her throat. As she pulled it out she tightened her lips around it as it came out, and again slid it back in.

She loved sucking cock, and he knew by her movements that she was enjoying this as much as he was. A short time later he was forcing himself to hold back. No use. She was just too good and he was way to turned on. He shot a load down deep into her throat…Not even missing a drop she licked his cock clean.

Looking up smiling she asked if he were OK. All Jack could do was nod yes and grin for a reply. With weak knees he fell against the fence and felt a quiver run over his body…oh how nice. He lay there for a few moments with her until he felt his energy return.

Remembering his work in the barn, he started pumping water and splashed his face, and offered Anna to do the same. When they reached the barn he gave her a container and pointed out the chicken feed and she knew the rest. After this was done she came back in to find him just finishing up tying a rope up in the loft. She climbed up for a closer look. “How’s it going?” She asked with a big smile. “Good, and you?” “Doing great, I am just back to see if there is anything else I can do for you.” With a look that said it all he asked her to come sit by him.

They talked for a few moments and slowly his hands were making it into her half buttoned shirt. Totally turned on…she made her move and gave his hard cock a squeeze. They continued to undress each other while kissing, touching licking and loving in between.

Jack was so stiff again that he couldn’t wait any longer, with the thoughts of her sucking his cock earlier, it was swollen to the max! He motioned for her to get on her hands and knees and shoved his fingers up inside her, making sure she was nice and wet…which seemed to be no problem for her going by how wet she was!

Jack run the head of his cock up between her hot pussy for several strokes, not wanting to slide it in just yet. He wanted to fuck so bad now he had a hard time controlling himself. After managing to get his cock as wet, he slightly inserted it into her ass…slow at first and pushing in and out to keep it painless. As he fucked her from behind, Anna was loud with grunts of pleasure and an occasional “YES! Fuck me harder, harder…” and it trailed off into more moans.

After a while he rolled her back over and shoved his cock inside her pussy and fucked even harder…within minuets, simultaneously they cum so hard the animals stirred below. It was incredible.

They were pretty worn out by now…so they just lay in the hay enjoying being held in each others arms. Jack asked if she’d like a shower before she went for her car…and she gladly accepted. She grabbed her pack from behind the post where she left it upon arrival and followed him inside. “How about after we go get your car, you stay the night?” Not even giving it a second thought, Anna happily agreed to this also.

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Porn Put Into Washington State Time Capsule
April 2007

There were a few surprises for the University of Washington's Class of 1957 when they opened a time capsule sealed 50 years ago.

Among audiotapes and copies of the yearbook and school newspaper were 1980s-era porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.

Alumni opened the capsule earlier this week in preparation for a public unveiling Saturday during a celebration of the 50th anniversary of the university's communications program. The capsule had been placed in an interior wall of the then-new Communications Building in 1957.

 

U.S. Troops Used 'Comfort Women' After WWII
April 2007

- Historical documents show American GIs used a "comfort women" system
- Brothels used despite reports of Asian women being coerced into prostitution
- Tens of thousands of women employed to provide cheap sex to troops
- Gen. MacArthur placed brothels, other places of prostitution off limits in 1946

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Egypt's 'Dr. Ruth': Let's Talk Sex
April 2007

- Dr. Heba Kotb tackles the taboo of Arab world: She talks sex openly
- Her advice to married couples is to have more sex -- "Don't be afraid"
- Kotb has gained in popularity so much she's booked three months out •
- Men, women on streets of Cairo are reluctant to talk on the subject

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Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs
April 2007

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church?

Now you can protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for male dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

Now we just need a dual action vibe for the bitches and we will be having some pretty happy dogs running around!

Richard Gere Apologizes In Kissing Controversy
April 2007

Richard Gere gave public kisses to Indian actress Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS awareness event and has since apologized for any offense. However, an Indian court has ordered his arrest and claims that there is mass outrage despite the cheers at the event. Shetty said that the kisses were overboard, but not obscene. Perhaps what is obscene is the Indian reaction to the kisses?

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"Women's Town" To Put Men In Their Place
April 2007

In a ridiculous attempt to attract tourism, Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a "women's town," where men get punished for disobedience and all thing based on the concept of "women rule and men obey." The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests."

However, just as women do not care to be discriminated against, nor should men. Two wrongs don't make a right regardless of tourism money.

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Use Of Private Detectives Rising In Divorces
April 2007

Thirty percent of women and nineteen percent of men in the England have used a private detective last year to find out if their spouse was cheating on them during their divorce. It seems the number of couples using detectives for the reason is on the rise.

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Man Robbed Bank To Buy Fake Breasts
April 2007

An Austrian Car mechanic, Robert Steinwirt, 29, has been jailed after robbing a bank to pay for a breast operation for his transvestite lover. He was caught just hours after he handed over the £7,000 he had robbed from the bank in Grinzens, Austria, to a plastic surgeon.

The surgeon called police because he was suspicious that the mechanic wanted to pay him so much money in cash up front for the operation. Steinwert has been sentenced to six years in prison.

 

Man Cut Off Penis In Restaurant
April 2007

A 30- 40 year old man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed Zizzi Pizza restaurant in central London. Police had to use CS gas to restrain the man who was then taken to the hospital in south London where surgeons were reportedly unable to reattach his penis.

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Chocolate Better Than Kissing
April 2007

A new study attempted to compare kisses versus chocolate. Researchers found romantically involved couples responded more to chocolate melting in their mouths than to kissing.

Brain activity and heart rates were monitored as the volunteers tasted pieces of dark chocolate or kissed their partners. The findings showed that even the most passionate kisses fail to equal the “buzz” of eating chocolate.

However, what the study did not take into account is how long the couples had been together, the quality of their relationship, their anxiety levels about kissing someone in such a setting (being monitored), etc. Basic common sense would say that sometimes kissing is better and sometimes chocolate... just depends.

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