This
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"Unexpected Break at the Barn"
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Sex
In The News
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Porn
Put Into Washington Time Capsule
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U.S.
Troops Used 'Comfort Women' After WWII
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Egypt's
'Dr. Ruth': Let's Talk Sex
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Hotdoll:
The Sex Doll for Dogs
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Richard
Gere Apologizes In Kissing Controversy
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"Women's
Town" To Put Men In Their Place
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Use
Of Private Detectives Rising In Divorces
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Man
Robbed Bank To Buy Fake Breasts
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Man
Cut Off Penis In Restaurant
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Chocolate
Better Than Kissing
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One day an
at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to
a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the
store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and
after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have
the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred
buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures,
what the hell - a hundred bucks!
She opens
her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks
her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a
while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to
see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could
just see the both of them together."
Sara, amazed
by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck,
why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife
goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over." Tony
thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the
200 bucks he owes me?"
Sex
Toy Parties
What
You Should Know
Many
of you may already be familiar with the trend in Sex Toy
Parties. Modeled after Tupperware Parties, many women
and even couples are having get-togethers where a host
presents sex toys and provides samples for all to try.
Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com Founder
It
is a clever idea and can be fun, however, there are some things
to take note of when attending or if you are considering doing
one.
Overly
High Prices
In
doing research for this article, we found that the cost of sex
toys offered at these parties are sometimes 3-4 times their
normal retail price. The reason for this is the numerous 'middle
men' involved in the process. That means that up to five different
companies/individuals have made a profit from that sex toy before
you buy it!
Take
a look at how the sex toy can make it's way to you with an inflated
price below.
Note
that the 'Toy Distributor' and the 'Party Host' are off to the
side, this is because they sometimes are included in the process
and up the price even more depending on the policies of the
Toy Party Company.
By
the time everyone has made a profit you could be paying
over $150.00 for a sex toy you could have bought retail
for $49.99! That was the case with the Rabbit Habit when
we searched what many of the sex toy party companies were
charging for them.
Rabbit
Habit The cordless version of the Rabbit Pearl seen on Sex
And The City.
Another
example was the Tongue Dinger that we sell for $3.99 where
a sex toy party consultant sold it for $12.99!
While
it may be fun to try samples in a party type environment, most
often you are paying an outrageous mark up for the product that
you could have gotten through a company like ours that deal
directly with the manufacturers and buys in bulk to reduce cost
all the way around.
Also,
you can get samples of lubricants, massage creams, etc. through
a company like ours for your own party or even just for you.
There is no need to have to pay such high prices for the luxury
of trying things out.
Education
Another
issue that concerned us about these toy parties is that the
consultants giving them were often extremely uneducated about
sexuality and either could not provide information or simply
lied about it. Most of the consultants are just women that want
to work from home and have no experience or study in sexuality.
We
actually received some of the training DVDs and other materials
that the consultants are given and after our entire staff reviewed
them, we were all in agreement. They are simply a waste of time
with the majority of the focus on sales techniques rather than
providing information that would truly assist their consumers.
This
is not only poor customer service, it could be downright life
threatening when you understand that some of the questions have
to do with safe sex and safety issues.
For
example, did you know that you should never put a silicone lubricant
on a silicone toy? Most of the consultants did not know this
either. What happens is the silicone lubricant breaks down the
silicone toy allowing for it to basically melt inside the body.
Because the vaginal and anal walls absorb toxins this could
become a health hazard.
There
are many other examples of issues to be concerned about as a
consumer and it is why we provide so much free
sex information on our site as well as have customer service
representatives who are trained to answer questions accurately.
Free,
Cheap Products
Many
party companies will promise free sex toys to the party host
for scheduling the party and inviting the guests. However, we
checked out some of these free products and found that they
were some of the lowest quality products available. Some of
them only costing one dollar when purchased through a toy distributor.
The
toy party company will tell the representative (who is often
a victim of great misinformation themselves) that the suggested
retail price for them is $50 when in reality most retail companies
sell them for $3 - $5.00.
Do
not be fooled by free products they tell you are expensive.
No company will give you a toy that they themselves have had
to pay a lot for for free. It makes no sense to do it. After
all, no company could stay in business doing that.
The
Consultant Is Usually Mislead As Well
The
consultant who comes in with her bags of samples is usually
a woman just trying to make a living selling wares for the sex
toy party company. What she herself may not know is that while
she has been lured into selling products for the sex toy party
company to make a lot of money, she most likely will not make
very much, will have to front a lot of her own money to get
started and is responsible for all her own taxes. This is not
to mention that she most likely will only be able to do this
for several months until she realizes she cannot make a living
doing it.
Much
to the dismay of party consultants, they often find themselves
looking for another job down the road as these tend not to work
out too well. Why? Because consumers have access to the Internet
and can look up how much something should really cost.
Say
you go to a sex toy party and are told that the Rabbit
Pearl retails at about $105.00 but tonight at the toy party,
you, the lucky consumer are going to get it for only $95! Later,
you go to a site like ours and see our low
price guarantee and find that we carry it for $49.99!
The
consultant is not going to get your business if you are a smart
consumer and won't get your repeat business if you bought into
her hype at the party and ended up overpaying for something.
The
long-term problem is no repeat customers. A consultant has got
to make her sales at the party to play on your enthusiasm (or
tipsiness from wine or Cosmopolitans) because if she does not
you most likely will not buy.
Afterward,
you have had time to detach from your emotions, the energy of
the party and possibly sober up and it has given you time to
comparison shop.
She
can't offer a low price guarantee because she herself is paying
just below retail (and in some cases over retail prices) for
the product she is selling. When she runs out of people in town
to sell to, she will either have to go to another town or give
it up.
She
won't be able to make a living off her sad little template web
site the Sex Toy Party Company gave her. For one thing it won't
get ranked well (if at all) on the search engines, for another,
she can't compete with prices on the web.
This,
plus the fact that many consultants are not well informed about
sex toys let alone sex... makes this is a recipe for a career
disaster.
Still
Want A Party?
You
can still have them... if you attend one, just make sure you
come back to our site when you want a low price guarantee, free
lubricant samples (of high quality with purchase) and quality
customer service! If we don't have a product you want on our
site, we most likely have it at our warehouse.
Want
our help putting together your own party? Let us know! While
we do not hire consultants to do them, we do provide you with
all the free information you need to present items and can arrange
sample toys and lubricants for your party for a reasonable price.
Contact us for more information.
Unexpected
Break at the Barn
Submitted
By Rain Storm
The day had
turned out to be a cooler one than the previous thanks to the
rain showers. That meant there were extra chores in the barn that
didn’t get done the day before so they had to be done today.
Jack went
on his way not expecting anything out of the ordinary, thinking
it sure would be nice to have a change of pace just once. He only
had a couple horses, a milking cow, and chickens. Maybe one day
he’d purchase more, but right now this was about all he could
find time for since he already had another job downtown.
The farm was
the beginning of a dream he always had wanted, and he was well
on his way into it, but not quite enough to jump in full force.
As he moved
toward the back of the barn, something caught his eye in the upper
hayloft, but he didn’t pay much attention. The neighbors cats
liked to stroll through every now and again, so he just assumed
it was that. He sure didn’t mind their cats in here, they kept
the mice at bay and out of his house.
After feeding
the first of his animals Jack needed a drink, so he headed to
the hand pump and pail outside. This time he knew he had seen
something out of the corner of his eye, and it was no cat!
Trying to
move inconspicuously and act as if he had not been startled, he
fiddled around with some items on a shelf as he heading to the
pump. He started humming to himself as he went. Reaching for the
pail and dipper, he filled it just over half full. The rain was
still coming down at times, but not enough to blur his vision.
Without hesitating,
he stopped, instantly turned and tossed the pail of water at the
shape behind him. When he opened his eyes, he looked into another
pair of bright blue eyes that were in as much of a shock as he
was, only hers came from the startling splash of water.
“What are
you doing here and what do you want?” Jack demanded. Strangers
were rare in these parts. She looked familiar, but he was not
sure he recognized her. People went in through his job at the
gas station all the time, but he never took no notice in them.
Taking notice
of folks just provoked unnecessary conversation, so his boss told
him, and that held up customers. “You work at Skaters Garage,
don’t you Mr.?” She said almost in a sultry voice. “I don’t mean
to intrude, but I just had to meet you.”
Still looking
directly into her eyes again he noticed how beautiful and blue
they were. He replied, “I would hope that before I give you lots
of information about who and what I am, I’d learn what your doing
here ma’ am.”
She wrinkled
her nose as if she were disappointed, but he was right. She should
give him an explanation as to why she was standing on his property.
“My name is Anna”. “Last night I pulled into your Garage with
a flat tire, some guy there said he could fix me up, but he also
said it would be today before my car is ready, so I went and got
myself a Motel room and waited.
I saw you
while I was there, couldn’t believe my eyes. So, I followed you
home and slept in your barn last night. I wanted to meet ya. That’s
all. Don’t know why, but you caught my attention.” For some reason
he believed her, there was truth in her voice.
“Well, you
didn’t have to sneak, and you sure didn’t have to sleep in my
barn. Seeming as you paid for a Motel room and still slept here,
you must have really been a wanting to say hello, so I won’t press
charges, this time.” A smile melted across her face, and for the
first time Jack noticed that this woman was overall as beautiful
as her eyes.
Don’t let
her get to you Jack thought, women are nothing but trouble. Or
all the women I find seem to be. Then again…I didn’t find this
one, she found me. What am I thinking, knock it off!! Jack told
himself.
Jack hadn’t
been with a woman for quite some time and felt himself beginning
to feel flattered and slightly aroused. Pushing his desires aside,
Jack said “Listen, I have to get my chores done. Due to the rain
I am a day behind.”
She smiled
again, this time more seriously, “I can help. Besides, I need
something to do for a couple hours.” This he couldn’t argue with.
“Alright, I need to fill these buckets up with water for starters,
wanna try?” He asked. She headed to pick up the two buckets and
as she bent over Jack saw a cleavage that was calling his name,
not to mention as she turned the nicest ass ever.
Dropping his
tools he reached for her hand and pulled her close to him…his
kiss was tender at first-to make sure she was willing-wink. As
he thought, she was…for proof she shoved her tongue hard back
into his mouth. Their lips locked together and tongues danced.
Jack’s hands slid down her back and cupped her ass. The cut-off
jean shorts had also turned him on and now there was no holding
back.
Letting her
lips unlock from his, she made her way down the front of his bare
hairy chest kissing each and every inch…taking her hands she unbuttoned
his pants. His jeans fit him quite snug but came down quick with
the right pull. She buried her face into his skin, soft balls
bulged out from under an already stiff cock. She kissed the head
of his cock and slightly flicked it with her tongue. With a gasp
from his mouth he felt his cock slide into her warm mouth, about
half way….God this felt good.
She kept sliding
it in and slowly pulling it out with her lips wrapped around it
tight, every movement just made him stiffer. Now taking her left
hand and grabbing the base of his cock she pressed his thumb into
the base of his shaft and rubbed every now and again for extra
pleasure.
Jack was now
moaning and had to grab the fence at his side for balance. Her
hot mouth took his cock all the way in, deep enough to touch the
back of her throat. As she pulled it out she tightened her lips
around it as it came out, and again slid it back in.
She loved
sucking cock, and he knew by her movements that she was enjoying
this as much as he was. A short time later he was forcing himself
to hold back. No use. She was just too good and he was way to
turned on. He shot a load down deep into her throat…Not even missing
a drop she licked his cock clean.
Looking up
smiling she asked if he were OK. All Jack could do was nod yes
and grin for a reply. With weak knees he fell against the fence
and felt a quiver run over his body…oh how nice. He lay there
for a few moments with her until he felt his energy return.
Remembering
his work in the barn, he started pumping water and splashed his
face, and offered Anna to do the same. When they reached the barn
he gave her a container and pointed out the chicken feed and she
knew the rest. After this was done she came back in to find him
just finishing up tying a rope up in the loft. She climbed up
for a closer look. “How’s it going?” She asked with a big smile.
“Good, and you?” “Doing great, I am just back to see if there
is anything else I can do for you.” With a look that said it all
he asked her to come sit by him.
They talked
for a few moments and slowly his hands were making it into her
half buttoned shirt. Totally turned on…she made her move and gave
his hard cock a squeeze. They continued to undress each other
while kissing, touching licking and loving in between.
Jack was so
stiff again that he couldn’t wait any longer, with the thoughts
of her sucking his cock earlier, it was swollen to the max! He
motioned for her to get on her hands and knees and shoved his
fingers up inside her, making sure she was nice and wet…which
seemed to be no problem for her going by how wet she was!
Jack run the
head of his cock up between her hot pussy for several strokes,
not wanting to slide it in just yet. He wanted to fuck so bad
now he had a hard time controlling himself. After managing to
get his cock as wet, he slightly inserted it into her ass…slow
at first and pushing in and out to keep it painless. As he fucked
her from behind, Anna was loud with grunts of pleasure and an
occasional “YES! Fuck me harder, harder…” and it trailed off into
more moans.
After a while
he rolled her back over and shoved his cock inside her pussy and
fucked even harder…within minuets, simultaneously they cum so
hard the animals stirred below. It was incredible.
They were
pretty worn out by now…so they just lay in the hay enjoying being
held in each others arms. Jack asked if she’d like a shower before
she went for her car…and she gladly accepted. She grabbed her
pack from behind the post where she left it upon arrival and followed
him inside. “How about after we go get your car, you stay the
night?” Not even giving it a second thought, Anna happily agreed
to this also.
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Porn
Put Into Washington State Time Capsule April
2007
There were
a few surprises for the University of Washington's Class of 1957
when they opened a time capsule sealed 50 years ago.
Among audiotapes
and copies of the yearbook and school newspaper were 1980s-era
porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.
Alumni opened
the capsule earlier this week in preparation for a public unveiling
Saturday during a celebration of the 50th anniversary of the university's
communications program. The capsule had been placed in an interior
wall of the then-new Communications Building in 1957.
U.S.
Troops Used 'Comfort Women' After WWII April
2007
- Historical
documents show American GIs used a "comfort women" system
- Brothels used despite reports of Asian women being coerced into
prostitution
- Tens of thousands of women employed to provide cheap sex to
troops
- Gen. MacArthur placed brothels, other places of prostitution
off limits in 1946
- Dr. Heba
Kotb tackles the taboo of Arab world: She talks sex openly
- Her advice to married couples is to have more sex -- "Don't
be afraid"
- Kotb has gained in popularity so much she's booked three months
out •
- Men, women on streets of Cairo are reluctant to talk on the
subject
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pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your
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until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil
of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.
Now
we just need a dual action vibe for the bitches and we will be
having some pretty happy dogs running around!
Richard
Gere Apologizes In Kissing Controversy April
2007
Richard Gere
gave public kisses to Indian actress Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS
awareness event and has since apologized for any offense. However,
an Indian court has ordered his arrest and claims that there is
mass outrage despite the cheers at the event. Shetty said that
the kisses were overboard, but not obscene. Perhaps what is obscene
is the Indian reaction to the kisses?
"Women's
Town" To Put Men In Their Place April
2007
In a ridiculous
attempt to attract tourism, Chinese tourism authorities are seeking
investment to build a "women's town," where men get punished for
disobedience and all thing based on the concept of "women rule
and men obey." The
motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and
men can never refuse women's requests."
However, just
as women do not care to be discriminated against, nor should men.
Two wrongs don't make a right regardless of tourism money.
Use
Of Private Detectives Rising In Divorces April
2007
Thirty percent
of women and nineteen percent of men in the England have used
a private detective last year to find out if their spouse was
cheating on them during their divorce. It seems the number of
couples using detectives for the reason is on the rise.
An Austrian
Car mechanic, Robert Steinwirt, 29, has been jailed after robbing
a bank to pay for a breast operation for his transvestite lover.
He was caught just hours after he handed over the £7,000 he had
robbed from the bank in Grinzens, Austria, to a plastic surgeon.
The surgeon
called police because he was suspicious that the mechanic wanted
to pay him so much money in cash up front for the operation. Steinwert
has been sentenced to six years in prison.
Man
Cut Off Penis In Restaurant April
2007
A 30- 40
year old man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed Zizzi
Pizza restaurant in central London. Police had to use CS gas to
restrain the man who was then taken to the hospital in south London
where surgeons were reportedly unable to reattach his penis.
A new study
attempted to compare kisses versus chocolate. Researchers found
romantically involved couples responded more to chocolate melting
in their mouths than to kissing.
Brain activity
and heart rates were monitored as the volunteers tasted pieces
of dark chocolate or kissed their partners. The findings showed
that even the most passionate kisses fail to equal the “buzz”
of eating chocolate.
However, what
the study did not take into account is how long the couples had
been together, the quality of their relationship, their anxiety
levels about kissing someone in such a setting (being monitored),
etc. Basic common sense would say that sometimes kissing is better
and sometimes chocolate... just depends.
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