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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful princess daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.

Because of this men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

Three young princes took the challenge. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas,once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

What was in the prince's pants? M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking?

Home Made Sex Toys
So You Want To Stick... What... Where?

Many of us have gotten that "what if" thought when it comes to masturbation. Perhaps that creative thought leads us to the handle of a hair brush, a vibrating toothbrush, a vegetable or piece of fruit to use as a substitute sex toy.

These creative wheels spinning can make for a fun way to try something new in attempts to pleasure ourselves and also can make for a great story should we ever be so bold as to share it.

Lisa S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com Founder

Why Do People Make A Homemade Sex Toy?

Beyond one's creative imagination, there are certainly financial considerations and lack of access to sex toys for some. Others may be embarrassed to purchase something of a sexual nature in a store. (Although discreet Internet based companies like us ensure discreet delivery).

However, there is always the off chance that one may be found... if a nosy visitor finds a hairbrush on your nightstand they may not give it a second thought, but as for a vibrating, rotating sex toy... they will know for sure you have been enjoying your sexuality.

There is also the idea that one is being naughty using something ordinary in a sexual manner. Adding feelings of being deviant to masturbation can certainly be a turn on.

Considerations Before Using A Homemade Sex Toy

Before you grab that cucumber or vibrating toothbrush you may want to consider some of the hazards. It is better to be safe than sorry and thinking this through may save you an embarrassing discussion with the emergency room doctor.

Clean & Allergy Free

Make sure that whatever you use is clean and made of a non-irritating material. Also, think through what material the object is that you are intending to use.

Allergies to latex, rubber, fruit, vegetable oils and other things may want to be considered and even researched before you use them.

This is especially true for insertion into the vagina and anus. The tissue of the vagina and especially the rectum can absorb substances quickly, so using food that may have bacteria or toxic properties like laminates (wood stain, etc.) are not a good idea.

Food As Sex Toys May Cause Infections Or Be Toxic

Getting pleasure from a cucumber up you vaginally or anally may be short-lived when hives break out and you are wondering if you have any way of better explaining how you got them to your doctor.

The skin of non-organic fruits and vegetables contain pesticides and may cause allergic reactions and if you are thinking of using a sausage... nitrites and other nasty preservatives would be a big reason to avoid them. Also, people who have allergies to ragweed will definitely want to stay away from cucumbers, melons, bananas, and a few others.

Using a condom over items is a good way to protect yourself, but make sure to wash your hands and consider that the condom may roll off. If you use plastic wrap, just make sure you are not allergic to it.

Anyone who has had a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) will tell you it is rather painful, so making sure not to introduce anything that could irritate the urethra (pee hole) like bacteria is very important. Also, staying away from sugar in the vaginal opening is a good idea... (candy, popsicles, etc.) can lead to a nasty yeast infection.

Make Sure You Can Easily Remove It

Working in hospitals, I have heard many insane Emergency Room stories of patients putting things inside them that made any sane person scratch their head in disbelief. Like the woman who got splinters from her broom handle, the man who couldn't relocate his vibrating pager in a plastic baggy...

Common sense says not to get a lit candle too close to your pubic hair or not to use electrical items that are not meant for contact with moist or wet areas for sex play but I can assure you people have tried. Please, just think it through and use common sense should you have a creative moment about what "cool idea" you could try.

Your Genital & Anal Skin Are Delicate

Make sure to keep in mind that anything like a vibrating toothbrush or base of an electric razor may feel good at first, however material that is course may rub your delicate skin raw if applied for too long or hard. Also, make sure that what you are using does not have a crevice that can grab some of your skin and pinch because your intended erotic experience may have the kind of screaming that comes from pain not pleasure.

Homemade Sex Toys

You may be wondering what people have tried that has been successful, and there are certainly many. Using things that are made of medical grade silicone, food grade elastomers or even protected by using a condom over it can be a safe way to play.

Condoms

You can get your average condom at any drug store, but we have put together some of our special ones, also read our tips on how to best use them.

The problem is most people are not really sure what it is they are sticking up or rubbing against the most vulnerable parts of their body and so I again remind you to think through what you are doing as a few moments of intended pleasure can turn into serious trauma if you are not careful.

That is part of why we review our sex toys... because even some sex toy manufacturers out to make a quick buck can use toxic materials or make a harmful product. If you want the best, make sure to see the following articles on the safest, healthy and best that is out there, because you deserve it!

~ Sex Toy Materials
What Are They And Are They Safe?

~ How To Clean Sex Toys
As Well As Where To Hide Them

~ Rabbit Vibrators
How To Use Them

~ Dual Action Vibrators
How To Choose The Right One

~ How To Use A Vibrator
The Buzzz...

~ Finding A Good Sex Toy
Quality Vs. Crap

~ Men's Fear of Sex Toys
Will She Like It Better Than Me?

~ A Couples Review of The Fleshlight
   Couples Using Masturbation Sleeves
    For Men

~ Fear of Sex Toys
    What Many People Worry About

~ Why Use Sex Toys?
What Makes Them Worth Having

~ Top Companies Who Make Sex Toys
Businesses Making Sexuality Fun

~ Flavored Lubricant Reviews

~ Are sex toys safe during pregnancy?

~ Sex Machine Reviews

~ How To Choose A Vibe

~ How To Choose A Dildo

~ Strap-On Dildos

~ Pyrex Glass Sex Toys
How To Use Them, Worth Getting?

~ Make Your Own Dildo Kits

~ Disguised Sex Toys

~ Bedroom Gear- Liberator Shapes

~ Condoms: What You May Not Know

~ Ben Wa Balls & Duotone Balls
For Pleasure & Kegel (PC) Muscles

~ Oprah Magazine Reviews Sex Toys
We Have The Scoop!

~ The Sex Toys Most Women Want
What Female Customers Have Told Us

~ Sex Toys For The Overweight Woman
The Best And Why It Works So Well

~ Pubic Hair Shaver

~ War On Sex Toys

~ Selling Sex Toys & Education Illegal?

~ Sex Lubricants & Massage Oils

~ The Ultimate Sex Toy- The Sybian

~ Male Masturbators

~ Pamper Yourself & Lover

~ Recommended Anal Sex Toys

~ Nipple Play

~ Masturbation Tips & Toys For Women

~ Fleshlights- Male Masturbation Sleeves

Some people treat attraction as a ghost that doesn't exist. Exactly a week ago to the day, I felt a female presence enter the room just as I clicked off my reading light.

I didn't know it was her at first. I would have never expected that she would pick me out of all people in the world to visit. Maybe she had the power to make simultaneous visits. Maybe she saw how uninterested I was when people mentioned her name. It was nothing personal, its just that some stars are talked about so much you become numb to them.

The first part of her body that touched me was her hair dangling on my forehead. It changed from brunette to blonde as she whipped her head back giggling, tightening her thighs around my waist. No longer Norma Jean it was clear the ghost of Marilyn Monroe was straddling me with supernatural force.

Already at her mercy, I blinked my eyes, realizing I was completely naked with a towering hard-on. The sight of the dreamy sexpot so close drew me into a panic. At first avoiding prolonged eye-contact, I looked to my side noticing my pajamas were strangely folded hanging over the chair.

Wasting no time, Marilyn pumped at my swelling cock, using one hand first, and then two. She started gently, occasionally building up speed using her spit for lubrication. It was surreal they way she'd aim carefully, so the saliva would land on the crown of my erection.

She had yet touch her lips to any part of my body and the way she looked at me made me revel in anticipation of what was to come next. Keeping me pinned to the bed, she fondled me for what felt like hours bringing me close to eruption time and time and time again, releasing the pleasure hidden in my daily struggle.

Waves of orgasm tingled along every pore of my skin, she didn't speak, only humming along in rhythm with an occasional giggle. Admiring her ivory skin shining in the darkness, I blinked realizing I was sitting up with my back leaning against her pointy pillows. Midway from the floor to the ceiling long candles lit floating in the air.

Once again, Marilyn wrapped her legs around me, grabbing my twitching phallus with her feet. Far from this world, I watched her toes scrunch up as she manipulated me with heavenly technique. Lost in bliss, I leaned my head back for a kiss, but she pushed me forward roughly onto my knees. I couldn't see, but anticipated her hand as she began to tan my ass.

The sound echoed through my entire being and I heard the neighbors upstairs banging on the floor. Smitten, she kept on until my eyes rolled to the back of my head. I could hear someone at the door asking if I was o.k. "Ohhh....Ke.ke.ke.K...." I only managed to get out a desperate stutter, but they got the message.

Marilyn threw me down on my chest and began massaging my lower back, releasing tension all over my body. The spring air floated through the windows and I relaxed, until I felt one of her fingers enter my ass. At first I was offended, wondering what she was up to until I felt another penetrate me.

My blood ran wild heating my entire body. With a swift angelic maneuver, she swung beneath me and I was inside the source of her temptation. The intensity of her eyes led me in a trance and we moved together in a way that was so natural, but unlike any other earthly experience. I was without a thought, only purpose. The scrumptious lips of her pussy clung to me, squeezing my livelihood, threatening to drain my entire worth with every contraction.

She swung in circles, see-saw, and jazz rhythms. At times we just clenched each other and it was an inner battle to not become paralyzed, overwhelmed by her beauty. With her hands outstretched behind her, Marilyn wrapped her legs around me almost entirely off the bed. It was as if she was offering her entire self to me. Everything and more.

The position allowed me to stare directly at her trembling clit. It was larger than I'd imagined and I placed my thumb on it, gently circling it, but her wetness kept causing me to slide off. I tried using my other fingers and began to follow her telepathic instructions. I felt like her sex puppet, cosmically chained to her, forced to move every and any direction she desired. Her miraculous cunt started to squirt. A little at first, next a little more, then building in to a heavy spray that soaked my entire abdomen and the sheets below us.

My index finger, now drenched, slid down her inner thigh naturally finding its way into her in her tight little asshole. I knew it was time and on the next thrust, I squeezed both her lovely cheeks for dear life, letting go of everything that consumed me. No doubt possessed, the outrageous climax kept on until I lost balance, tumbling off the bed. The klunk of the hardwood floor, knocked me loopy and to my dismay: I landed face first in a pool of my own sticky cum. "Marilyn, where'd you go?"

This section is for sexual current events and news; allowing our web site visitors to hear sex news around the world.

A new women's sex toy called Vortex Vibrations attaches to a vacuum cleaner to provide clitoral stimulation. A company disclaimer advises that the $59.99 device works more than adequately when attached to a vacuum cleaner of 600 watts or less.

A Detroit company paid $9.5 million for the domain name porn.com on Tuesday. This is the second highest amount paid for an Internet domain name after sex.com, which reportedly sold for $12 million in 2005. The company didn't reveal its plans for the address, but noted that porn.com attracts "millions of monthly unique visitors and is one of the top adult entertainment destinations."

A NASA document on crew health procedures during years-long travel between Earth and Mars outlines such practical issues as the disposal of corpses and pulling the plug on the critically ill onboard. It does not mention what to do regarding sexual desire. NASA's chief health and medical officer says sex is "a thing that people aren't really comfortable talking about." According to NASA, sex is not a "matter of crew health but a behavioral issue."

A study to be published in The American Journal of Public Health reports that teens who use condoms the first time they have sex do not have more sexual partners in the future than those who don't use a condom their first time. The study also found that 62 percent of the 4,018 adolescents tested used a condom the first time they had sex and that these sheathed teens are less apt to contract STDs.

Ted Klaudt a former Republican Rep. could spend the rest of his life in prison for felony charges that include eight counts of rape involving foster children and former legislative pages. He's accused of performing "ovary checks" and "breast exams" under the guise that he was helping young women donate their reproductive eggs.

Ragnar Beer of the University of G�ttingen surveyed almost 32,000 men and women for his Theratalk Project, which has found that the less sex you have, the more work you seek. Indeed, the sexually deprived have to find outlets for their frustrations: they often take on more commitments and work. Beer's team found that 36 percent of men and 35 percent of women who have sex only once a week take on extra work to compensate for their wanting sex life. In other words, no sex leads to even less sex.

One in four women fantasize about starring in a porn film, according to a poll of 12,000 Glamour magazine readers. The survey also revealed that one in five women fantasize about engaging in lesbian sex, while Angelina Jolie headed the list of women most fantasized about. More than one-in-eight of the women questioned (13 per cent) said they thought of their female friends during sex. More than two-thirds of women (69 per cent) dream about having sex with more than one person while 27 per cent fantasies about being in a porn film.

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