Combining
Your Sex Toys
How
To Mix & Match For Ultimate Pleasure
This
Edition's Erotic Story
"The Long Date"
Seduction
Tips
Seduce
Your Lover Tonight!
Sex
In The News
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Sex
After 60
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Male
Menopause Treatment
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Boosting
Women's Sex Drive With Flibanserin
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Swingin'
Hotel In San Diego
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Boost
Drink May Have Caused Non-stop Erection
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Smoking
May Damage Your Sperm
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Woman
Ripped off Ex-boyfriend's Testicle
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New
Symptoms For Ovary Cancer
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Iran
To Execute Porn Stars
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Man
With HIV Gets Life Term for Sex
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The
Dildo Diaries
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Woman
Who Sells Sex Toys Can't Lead Choir
This
Issue's Quote
"My
love life is terrible. The last time I was inside
a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
-
Woody Allen
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Three guys
go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have
to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right
wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a
hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's
had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and
says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
Combining
Your Sex Toys
How To
Mix & Match For Ultimate Pleasure
When
looking for the perfect sex toy, many people are overwhelmed
by the choices. One mistake many people make is feeling
limited by the functions of one sex toy over another.
Being
creative in the bedroom can also mean being creative
with your sex toys to achieve desired effects.
This
article will review some of the most common combinations.
If you have suggestions from your own sex toy recipe,
please contact us so we can let others know as well!
Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com Founder
Using Cock Rings With Other Sex Toys Or
On Fingers!
One
of the best ways to enhance a dildo or rotating vibrator is
to add a cock ring. Here are some examples of what we mean-
Turn
A Rotating Dildo Into A Dual Action Vibrator by slipping a cock
ring down the base of the shaft add another cock ring and you
have made a triple action vibrator for clitoral, g-spot and
anal stimulation! You can even use our Make Your Own Vibrating
Dildo Kits for an exact mold of your lover and combine it with
a cock ring to make your own unique dual or triple action vibrator!
It's
easy to make any masturbation sleeve (aka pocket pussy) into
a vibrating one. Just add a bullet inside and you have a vibrating
version. You can also use a cock ring on the base of your penis
as well as placing a bullet at the end of the sleeve for complete
stimulation. Feeling while, try a dual simulating cock ring
for anal stimulation as well!
Remember,
these suggestions are just the tip of the iceberg... there are
many cool combinations you can choose from. Send
us your sex toy recipe so we can share the love!
The
Long Date
Submitted
By Alan G.
This Story Has
Been Shortened From It's Original Version
I want you
to know that I am 6' 3" tall, with dark hair & a goatee. I am
of Ashkenazy heritage, and a first generation American with old
world values...
If we were
together, and out on a date, it would be my honor to expose you
to new cuisine. In fact, after determining your likes and dislikes
(meat, fish, allergies) I would order something that I think you'd
enjoy, as well as an accompanying wine.
As you are
eager to learn, and eager to please - you tell me what you like
and dislike, so that I can know, and learn about your needs. Pleasing
you is as important to me, as allowing you to please me is - and
the passion that you display in doing so is appreciated.
After the
meal, we decide to take a long stroll along the (Hudson) river
- viewing the gorgeous skyline of Manhattan. Feeling the wine,
and the warm breeze, I take you in my arms, hold your hair and
head in my hands - and look deeply into your eyes.
"My dear,
you look so beautiful tonight," then I firmly plant my mouth on
yours, first it is closed, then slowly both our mouths open as
we seek out each others waiting tongues.
We go back
to my car, and I decide that instead of taking you home, I need
you now, and we select a beautiful boutique hotel nearby, with
a flashing "vacancy" sign out front.
"Do you have
a nice room," I say to the front desk clerk. "Why yes, our honeymoon
suite is available." We take it, and I order that a chilled bottle
of Dom Perignon & fresh, long stemmed strawberries be brought
to our room in 15 minutes.
We enter the
suite, with me walking in first to inspect the environment - it
is clean, well decorated and just the right temperature. I look
into the bathroom, and notice that it has a large Jacuzzi tub."
I want you
to bathe me," I say to you, and you smile. I begin to fill the
tub, putting in some bubble bath. We are just changing into the
white terry cloth robes that were hanging cleanly in the closet
as the door bell rings with our treats.
"To you, and
me here and now, and to the times ahead," I toast as we sip our
bubbly. You grab a strawberry from the plate and place it and
your fingers into my mouth. I grab your wrist and take your fingers
out of my mouth and place your hand under my robe, and across
my bare chest. I then slide your robe off your shoulders, and
as it drops onto the floor I turn you around and start kissing
your neck from behind.
One of my
hands is holding your arm firmly, while my other is running along
your bare torso from your neck to your belly. I can feel your
breathing hard, as you reach behind yourself, to find my manhood
popping out of my robe.
I turn you
again, and kiss you long and hard, as we each hold each others
love areas, which are engorged, tingling and moist. We sashay
into the bathroom, bringing our bubbly and fruit along - the water
is just finishing.... it is hot, like us.
We sink our
bodies into the water, and you ask if you can sit on me, to which
I respond " how badly do you want it?' - You say, "very badly."
I allow you to, and I hold you, as you writhe up and down on my
hardness... tightening around me, as I feel you begin to quiver.
The warm,
sudsy water forms little bubble islands about us, your round ass
displaces them making waves as your speed and intensity increase.
I am playing with your hard nipples, as you further tighten around
my shaft, and I put one of my fingers in your mouth which your
gladly suck on.
As you approach
your first climax, your teeth dig a bit into my finger, for which
I give you a slap on your ass. You like it, and reach orgasm,
exclaiming " Oh, god, I'm cumming so hard." To which I respond
"cum hard for me baby, tell me how it feels."
You collapse
a bit, fall over onto me. But I am still hard, and we kiss deeply,
as you stay mounted on me. We kiss more deeply, and you get your
second wind. You start riding me again, and again you start to
moan, and this time - I decide to slap your gyrating ass as you
move up and down. You like this, you tell me to do it more. "Only
if your good, " I respond.
You tighten
again, you feel another wave about to envelop you. "Ok, what is
being good," you say as your moaning intensifies.
"Being good
means that after you cum again, there is something that I want
you to do.
"Anything,"
you say as you again reach an intense, quaking rush of pleasure."
It's my turn,"
I say.
"What do you
want?"
"I want you
to take my warm, hard shaft into your mouth," which you proceed
to do, straddling me as I lay back in the warm suds.
"How's this?"
you say taking a breath. "It's good, it's very good."
You continue,
and I can see that you are getting ever more excited by the prospect
of my climax.
"Are you feeling
good?" you say.
"Yes, very
good."
"I want you
to be happy, and I being a good girl now," this line takes just
a moment of your coming up for air.
"Yes, but
I want you to be really good," I say.
" Then, I
will be good, and do whatever you want, just tell me."
"I want you
to want my love juice inside of you, in your mouth, in your stomach,
" I tell you.
"I do, I do."
After a moment,
the buildup becomes too much to resist, and I explode in your
waiting mouth. You don't just let it flow, you suck it, like a
straw, my semen flowing down your throat and into your tummy.
"Don't wipe
your face," I say as my explosion subsides, "I want you to kiss
me now." You kiss me, with just a bit of my flavor still on your
lips and a drop or two on your chin.
We hold each
other, sip more champagne, feed each other strawberries, and enjoy
the bubbles. We dry ourselves off, and get dressed, each with
a wide smile on our face.
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Sex
After 60 June
2007
Some Washington
seniors will attend a "Sex after 60" workshop as part of a "Savvy
Seniors" program. "The desire to be sexually active doesn't diminish,
but the physicality of the way you were sexually active changes
over the years," says geriatrician Dr. Christine Fordyce. She'll
remind sex-minded old-timers that HIV infection is "much more
serious than the gonorrhea and syphilis that were the most common
sexually transmitted diseases decades ago."
A gel to
treat hypogonadism, a.k.a. "male menopause," is hitting the market
in Britain. The two-percent testosterone hormone replacement therapy
is marketed to men with testosterone deficiency, which has been
linked to "reduced energy levels, moodiness, low libido and increased
risk of osteoporosis and death." But don't apply too liberally
as "it can be quite messy and difficult to absorb."
Boosting
Women's Sex Drive With Flibanserin June
2007
The effectiveness
of a drug to help boost certain women's sex drives is being researched
in upstate New York. Flibanserin, originally intended to treat
depression, is suspected to combat hypoactive sexual desire disorder
(HSDD), a condition of pre-menopausal women who have inexplicably
lost that loving feeling. "It's when you had it and it's gone,"
explains the study's clinical director.
A luxurious
San Diego hotel markets itself as a sensual and voyeuristic "adult
playground." A specialty suite at The Ivy with "king-size bunk
beds, a group shower and, ahem, a fireman's pole" can be yours
for $5,000 a night.
Boost
Drink May Have Caused Nonstop Erection June
2007
A New Yorker
who underwent surgery to relieve a nonstop erection has sued the
makers of a vitamin-enriched health drink. Court papers contend
that the morning after drinking Boost Plus, Christopher Woods,
29, allegedly woke up "with an erection that would not subside"
and had a shunt implanted to divert blood "from one area to another."
Smoking might
mutate your sperm. A new study showed that cigarette smoke caused
"changes in the DNA of sperm cells" in mice. Damage that a smoking
mother can pass along to her fetus is well known, but this new
study suggests that male smokers can pass mutations on to their
baby batter, potentially damaging "offspring long before they
may even meet their future mate."
Woman
Ripped off Ex-boyfriend's Testicle June
2007
Amanda Monti,
24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances
at the end of a house party. She then pulled off his left testicle
and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. She choked and
spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave
it back to Mr. Jones. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
Cancer experts
have identified a set of health problems that may be symptoms
of ovarian cancer, and they are urging women who have the symptoms
for more than a few weeks to see their doctors. The symptoms to
watch out for are bloating, pelvic or abdominal pain, difficulty
eating or feeling full quickly and feeling a frequent or urgent
need to urinate. A woman who has any of those problems nearly
every day for more than two or three weeks is advised to see a
gynecologist, especially if the symptoms are new and quite different
from her usual state of health. Urinary trouble that persists
despite treatment is a particular cause for concern.
Iran's parliament
says people involved in adult films are "corrupters of the world"
and producers, directors, cameramen and actors could face the
death penalty. Distributors and producers of pornographic web
sites could also face death. The vote follows the leaking of a
sex tape allegedly involving an Iranian actress.
Sean L. Sykes,
33, who spent five years in jail for exposing sexual partners
to HIV was sentenced to life in prison for knowingly exposing
another woman to the virus. He was found guilty in May of having
unprotected sex with a St. Joseph woman without telling her he
was HIV-positive. Testimony at his trial indicated that he had
exposed at least eight women to HIV. At least three have tested
positive.
"Dildo Granny"
directors Laura Barton and Judy Wilder stuck their businesses
where no God-fearin' straight white Christian male in the state
of Texas had dared before: into various sex shops in the Austin
area.
This hour-long
video documents Texas' ridiculous law regulating the sale of dildos.
Texas makes it illegal to own more than five dildos, or to use
them to commit "sodomy", which for them is defined as any sexual
contact other than missionary position sex between married people.
Back in the early '90's, Molly Ivins raked the idiots of the state
legislature over the coals, but more than eight years have passed,
and this law is still on the books. Hence, Barton and Wilder invite
Ivins back to recap for us, and the results are hilarious.
Priest
Says Woman Who Sells Sex Toys Can't
Lead Choir June
2007
Linette Servais
thought she was going to get a thank-you for her 35 years of service
as organist and choir director at St. Joseph Catholic Parish in
rural New Franken when her parish priest asked to meet with her.
Instead, she was given an ultimatum - quit her sales job with
a company known as Pure Romance or be fired from her church work.
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