Astrology
& Sex Toys
Adult Gifts Based On Sun Signs
Sex
In The News
The Way She Walks
Fake
Guinness Commercial
Abstinence
Underwear
Getting
Your (Olympic) Game On
The Royal
Stripper
Sex &
The Brain
Police
Mistaken For Strippers
Saints
Of Porn?
Phone Sex Operator Book
This
Issue's Quote
If
God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have
made our arms shorter."
-
George Carlin
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A policeman was patrolling a local parking
spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a
couple inside with the interior dome light on. In the driver’s
seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while
in the back seat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this
as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped
on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was
doing.
The
man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is
John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.”
“OK,
so what are you doing?” asked the officer.
“What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing
towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And
what’s she doing?” John looked over his shoulder and replied,
“What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.”
“And
how old are you?” the officer asked John. “I’m 25,” John replied.
“And how old is she?” asked the officer. John looked at his watch
and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”
Astrology
& Sex
Toys Adult
Gifts Based On The Stars
Often
people looking for a sex toy as a gift are not sure
what that special someone may enjoy. Using astrology
can be a useful tool in figuring out a suitable gift
and with birthdays, holidays and other special events
around the corner, it is a good time to start thinking
how to make it a hot one!
Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com
Founder
What
To Know Before We Get Started-
Astrology
is not as simple as basing one's whole astrological chart
on their sun sign, such as reading an overly simplistic
horoscope. Web sites or other sources that tell you that
compatibility, or characteristics based on a sun sign alone
are like reading the comics to understand one's psychology.
What is a sun sign? It is the sign under which you were
born, however your astrological chart is much more complex
and has many things to consider.
This
is because the sun sign is just one aspect of a person's
make up. There is a lot more to astrology than what pop
astrology tries to sell. It is kind of like looking at the
bumper of a car, and claiming that just looking at that
small part of it describes the whole thing.
For
an example of how to apply gift giving using astrology based
on some aspects of my chart CLICK
HERE.
Finding
a theme in someone's chart is a great way to understand
what motivates them as well as what they will enjoy.
Where Can You Get More Astrology
Information?
Free
Astrology Reports
are available on Astrology.com,
however the paid reports provide much more information but
ultimately the best option is a consultation with a reputable
astrologer. It is best to have not just the date of birth,
but time and place for the most accurate information. If
you are interested in a referral for a reputable astrologer
for a consultation by phone eMail
us and we can give you contact information.
Sun
Sign Still A Good Gift Guide-
Knowing
what someone's sun sign can still assist you in getting
an idea of the kind of gift someone would be open to and
thus is why we will explore that below.
Selecting An Adult Gift Using Astrology-
Selecting
an adult gift can be tricky, in that you may not want to
offend someone and at the same time find out what will bring
them the most pleasure. Thus, we have provided
a place to start in our astrological breakdown of giving
adult gifts based on one's astrological sign. Below you
will find a description of the astrological signs as well
as corresponding sex toys that would compliment that sign.
This
way, whether you are buy a gift for a birthday, anniversary,
bachelorette party or even Valentines day you will have
a better idea of what may appeal to them!
ARIES
(Mar 21 - April 20)
Rams
are known for being fiery, impulsive, and leading an active
life. Aries can be quite physical and playful so giving
a fun gift such as a sex game or manual toy is a good start.
Keep in mind that Aries rules the head, face and brain,
so any gift that stimulates their mind such as the latest
sexual techniques is a way to create desire of the mind
as well. A gift that challenges them or utilizes some of
their intense physical energy will be appreciated most.
TAURUS
(Apr 21 - May 21)
Taurus
loves luxury. A Taurus loves things that give them pleasure
such as good food, great scents, massage and of course the
best of sex toys. Taureans enjoy the good things in life,
in both a financial and an earthy, sensual manner. Taurus
is the Sign of the Physical, so massages or other body pampering
gifts are a huge hit. Taurus rules the House of Money and
Possessions, so you won't go wrong with gifts that are indulgent!
GEMINI
(May 22 - June 21)
Gemini
examines the world through intellect, so give a gift that
stimulates their imagination such as a book or better yet
because they love technology, a DVD. Gemini rules the House
of Communication, so help the Gemini in your life out by
giving them something to talk about such as sexual education.
Keep in mind that Gemini rules the arms & hands, so
sex toys like finger toys are a great start. Whatever you
do, variety is key. Mix and match totally different kinds
of presents and you'll make your diverse and versatile Gemini
happy.
CANCER
(June 22 - July 22)
Cancer rules the House of Home, which makes
the Crab in your life fun to buy presents for. It's not
just the home that Cancer people focus on - partners are
important too. Cancer is a water element, which means they
are quite emotional and thus they enjoy nurturing partners
who exchange massages. Sentimental gifts are key so something
homemade that represents your relationship will touch your
Crab deeply such as a Make Your Own Dildo. Cancers also
have a strong association with food (Cancer rules the stomach),
so anything to do with food will be appreciated.
LEO
(July 23 - Aug 22)
Leo's love to create and to perform. Give
a gift that enables their artistic creativity, or perhaps
a gift that matches with their love of entertaining elegantly
and grandly. Keep in mind that Leos are a bit extravagant
and dramatic, and have a bold yet classy taste in everything.
Anything with strong colors (red, purple, gold) will go
over well.
VIRGO
(Aug 23 - Sept 23)
Virgo's love simple elegance, so whatever
gift you give, make it classy. Virgos are also industrious,
efficient, neat and well organized. Try giving the Virgo
in your life something that will help them in this, such
as a sex toy holder like Liberator's Woody Goody bag or
sex position enhancer such as the Liberator shapes. Virgo
rules the House of Health so giving them gifts that promote
that would be well received.
LIBRA (Sept
24 - Oct 23)
Libra rules the House of Partnership, which
means they tend to be socially inclined and more interested
in other people than themselves. Give your Libra something
that reminds him/her of your relationship or friendships.
Don't forget that Libras, like Taureans, also appreciate
beautiful and sensual things, so you can't go wrong with
sweets, or things that bring pleasure but with a touch of
beauty! Finally, Libra's like to look their best, so some
beauty products would cater to their desires.
SCORPIO
(Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Naughty, sexy Scorpio is the Sign of Sex
and can have pretty wild sexual fantasies. Anyone who has
this sign strongly represented in their chart will appreciate
some action in the genital department with a twist of deviance.
Remember that Scorpio desires meaning in life, so give Scorpios
naughty gifts with a warm heartfelt gesture.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov 23 - Dec 21)
Sagittarius is the Sign of Philosophy, and
people born under this Sign are the scholars and learners
of the Zodiac. If you want to get a big thanks from your
Sagittarius loved one, give them something educational.
Sagittarians are also an impulsive type and will be open
to you whipping out a hot new toy for something new to explore!
CAPRICORN
(DEC
22 - Jan 20)
People born under this Sign are both ambitious
and disciplined; determined and dedicated to achieving their
goals. They are also practical and realistic, so getting
something that appeals to a practical side such a gift certificate
will always be a winner.
AQUARIUS
(Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Those born under the Sign of Aquarius are
the visionaries of the Zodiac, and have an affinity with
progress, technology and anything that is radical. What's
a good gift for the Aquarius in your life? Technological
gadgets. They also love to learn, so books will also be
a big hit.
PISCES
(Feb 20 - Mar 20)
Pisceans are interested in everything that
isn't quite real: illusion and disillusionment, fantasy,
drama, emotion, art, and spirituality. The best gift for
someone born under this sign is something that feeds these
interests. The theme of water is a good one in general,
making gifts such as scented bath oils appropriate. Don't
forget that Pisces rules the feet so treat your Pisces to
massage cream!
With
hundreds of eMails coming in every day and while I answer
many, it is not possible for me to reply to all of them.
However, I wanted to provide a section where we take some
of our readers questions and post them on our web site so
that we can provide answers that everyone can benefit from
having the information available on our web site.
To submit your question such as those shown below eMail
us for consideration of publishing it in our next newsletter.
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The
Way She Walks August
2008
A
woman's style of walking may be linked to the ways she can achieve
an orgasm. Sex researchers watched two groups of women walk and
they "associated a good strut, complete with sashaying hips, with
the ability to orgasm with only penetration. Surprisingly enough,
they were 81 percent accurate!"
A
sex-themed Guinness ad on YouTube has been deemed a fake. The
highly-buzzed spot, which was created by user DESchatz, portrays
a woman balancing a beer bottle on her back while having sex with
multiple partners. The clip has since been removed from YouTube
but can be viewed below.
A
Christian group has designed a new line of underwear to promote
abstinence. The women's thong bears the slogan "Earn your right
to wear white," while the men's boxer touts the phrase "Respect
God. Respect yourself."
Getting
Your (Olympic) Game On August
2008
A series of witty Olympics-themed ads by a Chinese condom manufacturer
have caused a stir in Beijing. The Telegraph reports that the
ads, which show stick figures playing various sports with the
prophylactics, are targeted to the residents of the Olympic villages,
which are "reputed to be hotbeds of after-hours indulgence."
Prince
Charles has been put in an uncomfortable spot after accidentally
inviting Dita Von Teese to perform at a September birthday bash
for Prince Harry. The miscommunication happened when the two met
at a recent polo tournament and the burlesque queen and Playboy
cover girl told Charles she was a "dancer." According to a source
at the Daily Star, "She was stunned when he suggested the idea,
explaining that his son loved a good dance."
Erectile
dysfunction drugs may help treat brain tumors, new research suggests.
"Tests in rats showed two erectile dysfunction drugs -- Schering-Plough's
Levitra and Pfizer's Viagra -- helped carry a chemotherapy drug
past the blood-brain barrier," Reuters reports.
Two
German police officers who responded to a noise complaint were
mistaken for exotic dancers. "A young woman was giving a party
and there seems to have been some confusion initially because
the partygoers thought the two officers were a strip act," a police
spokesman told Spiegel Online, adding that "The misunderstanding
was swiftly resolved and calm was restored."
An
art exhibit that transforms porn stars into saints makes its U.S.
debut this weekend in Philadelphia. The collection, simply called
"Pornsaints," features more than 30 works by artists from around
the world searching for similarities between "the sacred and the
sexual," the Naughty American reports.
A
new book featuring portraits of phone sex operators comes out
in September. Mother Jones offers a sneak preview of Phillip Toledano's
Phonesex project, which "reveals not just the identity of operators
who answer the phone when you call a 1-900 number, but their desires,
fears, motivations and most memorable calls."
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