A
boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old
geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy
walked up to the geezer and said, "Hey mister! Why is
your head so small?" The old man replied, "One day I
was fishing on the pier when I got a huge bite... And,
I said to myself, 'Holy shit! I've caught a whale!'"
"No kidding?" pried the boy. The geezer continued, "But,
when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous
mermaid! She looked at me in tremendous fright and said
she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..." "And?"
interjected the boy. "Well, after some quick thought,
I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout a little head?'"
March
28, 2005
Quote of the Week
"The
human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows
what the mind cannot understand."
-Robert
Vallett
Tell Us What
You Desire We
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By
Lisa Lawless,Ph.D.
Holistic Wisdom Founder
Lisa S. Lawless, Ph.D., CEO
For those
of you who have been to our web site before, you may notice
that we are changing our image online, getting organized
and doing some "spring cleaning" if you will.
We are bringing on more staff and are moving forward with
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As
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Below
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Please
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~
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Suggested cost $49.99 a year.
~
Make your newsletter shorter by breaking it up into
different sections that are available 2-3 times per
week. Send eMail reminders letting subscribers know
that the "Sex In The News" section is ready,
or the "Ask Lisa" section is ready that
way people can choose to read what they want and not
skim through the whole newsletter. It allows something
to look forward to throughout the week. One article
or feature at a time is much easier to read at one
sitting rather than the whole newsletter of the past.
~
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~
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another and make posts.
~
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~
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~
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based on better sex video topics or entertainment
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~
Provide more gift packages that specialize in wedding
nights.
~
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~
Do more articles on relationship issues.
~
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