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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Mom Hires Stripper For Son In Trouble

A Tennessee mother faces criminal charges after she hired a stripper to dance at her 16-year-old son’s birthday party. Anette Pharris, 34, has been indicted by a grand jury on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and involving a minor in obscene acts. The boy’s father, the stripper and two others also face charges. “I tried to do something special for my son,” Pharris said. “It didn’t harm him.” About 10 people under the age of 18 were at the birthday party in September, including minors who were not related to the family, authorities said.

Historic Sex Toys Stolen In Montana

Thieves broke into the historic Dumas Brothel museum here and stole what the owner described as irreplaceable items, including rare, historic sex toys. Owner Rudy Giecek said he believes at least two thieves entered through the museum’s back door, disabled an alarm and looted rooms. They dismantled beds, stole antique lamps and artwork and emptied glass cases full of brothel artifacts. The brothel, dubbed one of America’s longest-running, enjoyed 92 years of risqué business until it closed in 1982. Police are investigating the thefts.

Florida Coach Shows Balls To Make A Point

The varsity baseball coach at Gulliver Preparatory School in Miami has resigned in the wake of locker room behavior that engulfed him in controversy. Coach Lazer Collazo reportedly dropped his pants in the locker room after his varsity team lost to Florida Christian on April 7. He reportedly took his penis out of his pants and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, the Miami Herald reported. According to a Coral Gables police report, Collazo “pointed to his penis, testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina.” Gulliver Prep released a statement Wednesday, following Collazo’s resignation saying, “Coach Collazo acted in a highly inappropriate manner in a locker room talk to our varsity baseball team… Coach Collazo has personally apologized to his players and their parents. I know he deeply regrets his conduct.” No charges were filed against the coach.

Man Slathered In Baby Powder Masturbates On Bus

A Kansas City, Missouri man could face charges after a "flashing" incident involving a jumpsuit, some baby powder and a city bus. The 48-year-old suspect allegedly boarded a bus at about 2:30 p.m.. Police said he was wearing a jumpsuit and was covered head-to-toe with baby powder. Police said the man then unzipped the jumpsuit and started fondling himself on the bus. The three other passengers complained, and the driver kicked the man off the bus. As he was leaving, the powdered man allegedly hit the female driver in the face. Police caught up with the man not far from the scene. He could be charged with assault, damage to property and exposure.

Man Buys Porn With Church Money

A Chatsworth, Georgia man has been charged with using a church’s banking information to buy Internet porn. Robbie Lee Ritchie was indicted by a Murray County grand jury on 12 counts of financial identity fraud. Authorities say Ritchie used a bank account number belonging to Central Church of Christ in Dalton to access pornography Web sites numerous times last summer. Ritchie was in the Murray County Jail yesterday on a 25-thousand-dollar bond. The church did NOT respond to questions from The Daily Citizen newspaper in Dalton. It was unclear whether Ritchie is a member of the church. If convicted, Ritchie could face one to ten years in prison on each count and a fine up to 100-thousand-dollars.

Workers Suspended After Watching Octopus Porn

Seven workers were suspended after being caught ogling sick Internet images of a naked woman with an octopus. And dozens more could be sacked after bosses at Ford’s Dagenham plant in East London pledged a top-level probe. Both production line and office staff are among those suspended for misuse of company computers. A worker said last night: “The video is vile but a lot of the lads thought it was a scream. “They gathered round computer screens and roared with laughter. “But management didn’t see the funny side.”

Draining Sperm Bank Through Taxes

The source of the world's biggest sperm bank may soon run dry if Danish authorities decide to tax donors, Cryos International Sperm Bank. Denmark, with the world's highest income tax levels, wants sperm donors to pay tax on the 500 crown ($84.59) reimbursement men receive for their services. "It is a special kind of work and therefore the fee cannot be compared to normal working income," Cryos said in a letter to the tax authorities, adding it risked losing donors, most of whom are students. Cryos receives between 30-60 donors a day at its three branches and each year Danish men contribute to around 1,000 pregnancies around the world.

Dominatrix Teddy Float Banned

A giant dominatrix teddy bear wearing a leather mask and brandishing hand-cuffs has been banned from sober Zurich's street display of man-sized model bears, the project's artistic director said.

While tourists pose for snaps next to a brightly-painted and benign array of models such as the "schoolteacher bear" and the "skier bear," "Baervers" -- a pun on the German for perverse -- has been deemed too steamy for the financial capital's streets. "This bear is perverse, dominatrix and hardcore. We had to ban it because of the children," Beat Seeberger-Quin, the project's art director said.

The offending bear, which sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service." Some 600 teddies, variously decorated by artists, stud the streets of Zurich and its airport in the "Teddy-Summer" project. The controversial model had been allocated a place near Zurich's Paradeplatz, home to Switzerland's top banks such as Credit Suisse and UBS, before Seeberger-Quin spotted the final design and decided to ban it.

The dominatrix bear's creators now seek a private home for their sadomasochist teddy. At least "Baervers" will not face the same hazards as his publicly-displayed peers, some of which have been vandalized or even kidnapped. "Two or three of the bears have been splashed with paint, and one bear -- a nice small bear wearing a little dress -- has been stolen," Seeberger-Quin said.

Viagra Linked To Blindness In Men?

U.S. health regulators said they have received more than 40 reports of a type of blindness in men taking impotence drugs, mostly involving Pfizer Inc.'s Viagra, but have not determined if the medicines were responsible. The US Food and Drug Administration said it has received about 38 reports of the rare condition among Viagra users, four reports among users of Eli Lilly and Co.'s Cialis and one report in a man who took Levitra, made by GlaxoSmithKline Plc . More than 23 million men worldwide have taken Viagra over the past seven years, Pfizer said.

Reports are extremely rare of the condition known as non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION), the company said. NAION can cause permanent vision loss. "FDA is aware of these reports but has not determined there is a cause and effect due to use of Viagra ... We're working with the company to make sure this information is available to doctors and patients," FDA spokeswoman Susan Cruzan told Reuters.

New York-based Pfizer said it is weighing a change to the Viagra label. But it emphasized no proof exists that the blindness is linked to the drug, which was introduced in 1998 and had $1.68 billion in sales in 2004. "While we expect the FDA to take these cases seriously, we do not believe they warrant concern with the product at this time," AG Edwards & Sons analyst Al Rauch said in a research note.

Monitoring Risks Of Prostate Cancer

A strategy of actively watching for signs of prostate cancer is a good approach for physicians to manage men with low-risk, early prostate cancer, and may help many men appropriately avoid radical treatment for their cancer. Prostate cancer is the only human