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The
Holistic Wisdom Journal
July
1, 2003 ~ Articles In This Issue...
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A Wild,
Funny & Sexy Place To Be Online
CurlyDavid.com
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The Tantric G-Spot Orgasm & Female Ejaculation
Awakening The Sacred Gate
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Vibrators-
The Best & The Rest
A Look Into Why We Love Them With Recommendations
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The
Holistic Wisdom Reader's Forum
Comments
From Our Readers
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A
Wild, Funny & Sexy Place To Be Online
CurlyDavid.com
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Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
Holistic Wisdom Founder

Cool
Airbrush Of Guess What!
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I
do a lot of research on the web for our site, and in doing that
research I often stumble onto interesting and amusing web sites.
One such site is CurlyDavid.com.
One late night after finishing up my work for the day, my hubby
and I sat in our office and looked at David's web site for two hours.
We had a blast!
The
Wild Pictures-
This
is one of the best parts of David's site... I mean some of the pictures
you have to see to believe. I warn you though some of them are not
for the faint
hearted!
While
many of them are erotic and make for arousing visuals, others are
wild, silly, and some are just plain sick... the kind that are like
a car accident where you can't help but look! My hubby and I bonded
as we laughed and shared in this web adventure and I have to say
that it was better than going out to a movie together!
She
Takes Credit!
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The
Funny Jokes-
These
are in picture, cartoon and text formats with silly, wild and sick
humor. Some we found hysterical while others drew a mild laugh and
still others none at all. It has something for everyone's sense
of humor. As long as you are not offended by sex and pictures that
are graphic and some racy jokes, than it is a great place to laugh
and have some fun.
People
from all over the world visit David's site (over 100,000 a day!)
He gets so many pictures and joke submissions from people that his
site is FULL of hours of of entertainment.
Some
People Will
Swim ANYWHERE!
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The
best part is he provides a lot of it for FREE! He also has membership
areas of his site that have unique content that is difficult to
find anywhere else so that is yet another reason his site stands
out.
I
should mention that if you have content to provide him with, he
is always looking to receive new pictures and jokes so don't hesitate
to contact him.
David
also promotes some great products on his site worth checking out...
including our video on female ejaculation (he shows good taste for
that in my opinion... he, he).
Below,
with David's permission, I have put together samples of some jokes
you can find on his site... and a link to get to his site for more.
Enjoy!
Things
That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane
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You
have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little
plastic thing in the middle of them.
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The
person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the
back of your ankle.
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The
elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
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There's
always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to
find an address.
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You
open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
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It's
bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize
it till you walk across your living room rug.
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The
tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
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There's
a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
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You
can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
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| Three hours
and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover
a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. |
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You
drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished
a cigarette.
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You
slice your tongue licking an envelope.
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Your
tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get
a reading.
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A
station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the
radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
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There
are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the
tray.
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You
wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire
laundry comes out covered with lint.
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The
car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian
finish crossing
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A
piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with
your filling.
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You
set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
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The
radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
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You
rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to
get out.
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People
behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter
just opening up.
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slide off your ears when you perspire. |
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You
can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
because you don't know how to spell it.
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You
have to inform five different sales people in the same store
that you're just browsing.
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You
had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't
find it.
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You
reach under the table to pick something off the floor and
smash your head on the way up.
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HOW
TO TALK ABOUT
MEN AND STILL BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT
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HOW
TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT
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He
does not have a BEER GUT -
He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
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She
is not a BABE or a CHICK-
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
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He
is not a BAD DANCER -
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
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She
is not a BLEACHED BLONDE-
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
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He
does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME -
He investigates
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
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She
is not a BAD COOK-
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
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He
is not BALDING -
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
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She
is not HALF NAKED-
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
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He
is not a CRADLE ROBBER -
He prefers
GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIPS.
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She
is not CONCEITED-
She is
INTIMATELY AWARE OF
HER BEST QUALITIES.
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He
does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -
He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
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She
does not want to be MARRIED-
She wants to lock you in
DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
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He
does not act like a TOTAL ASS -
He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
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She
does not GAIN WEIGHT-
She is a
METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
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He
is not a SEX MACHINE -
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
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She
does not TEASE or FLIRT-
She engages in
ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
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He
is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
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She
is not DUMB-
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFOPh.D.ATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
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He
does not UNDRESS YOU
WITH HIS EYES -
He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.
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She
does not have
BREAST IMPLANTS-
She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
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He
is not afraid of COMMITMENT -
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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She
does not HAVE A MUSTACHE-
She is IN TOUCH WITH
HER MASCULINE SIDE.
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To
Check Out More Hilarity On CurlyDavid's Site-
CLICK HERE
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links are provided solely as a convenience to you and not as an
endorsement by Holistic Wisdom, Inc or Holistic Wisdom, Inc. We are
not responsible for the business on such third party web sites and
do not monitor such sites.
Holistic Wisdom is not responsible for the content of linked third party
sites, nor do we
make any representations regarding the content, legality or accuracy
of materials on such third party web sites. If you decide to access
linked third party web sites, you do so at your own risk.
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Vibrators-
The Best & The Rest
A Look Into
Why We Love Them With Recommendations
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Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
Holistic Wisdom Founder
Vibrators
are the most popular sex toy around. The pulsating hum placed against
a sensitive body part such as a nipple, clitoris, penis, or even
that delicate anus can be riveting!
Did
you know women can achieve orgasms up to ten times faster by using
a vibrator on her most sensitive body part… the clit. It's true!
In addition, a woman who uses a vibrator before having sex is more
likely to have multiple orgasms from penetration. The vibration
from the vibrator increases blood flow and engorges the vaginal
walls and g-spot allowing for more intense pleasure and the likelihood
of breathtaking orgasms!
Men
also benefit as the vibrations can bring that erection to a glass
cutting hardness! A man's orgasm can be magnified greatly from that
level of stimulation created much the same way a woman's juices
get flowing.
Vibrators
are also great for people who experience lack of sex drive. This
is because vibrators stimulate blood flow and increase feelings
of pleasure in the sex organs in a manner that sends messages to
the brain saying "hey this feels awesome… I want more!"
The
variety and function capable of today's vibrators is astonishing.
Low cost and high powered vibrators are easily obtained from the
privacy of your own home and are a must have for the solo masturbation
session to the passionate exchange of pleasuring your lover. Yet,
there are so many to choose from and finding the right one can feel
overwhelming. That is why you will find an easy to follow guide
below to help you take the guess work out of it and get you on your
way to the fun stuff!
What
To Watch Out For-
There
are a lot of vibrators that are made as a novelty and break easily
so it is important to choose wisely, selecting from a reputable
store with high quality products like ours. The most important
thing when buying a vibrator online is knowing the SIZE. Please
refer to our measurements outlined by each of the products so that
you do not get something that is too big or small.
Battery
Tip-
Vibrators
that use batteries often suggest taking the batteries out in between
use… this is a good tip as it helps prolong the life of the vibrator
and prevents the batteries from leaking causing damage to your vibrator.
Determining
Size
Sometimes it is hard to gage what is the best size. I remember ordering
my first dildo online and then getting one that was supposed to
be "realistic" and ended up thinking that King Kong himself would
be envious when I saw how big it actually was!
May
I suggest using a simple test of finger width or vegetable testing
before deciding on a width or length. Using your fingers or a vegetable
like a carrot or cucumber may help you decide what width and length
to get.
You
should certainly wash anything you insert in any orifice of your
body prior and then take some time to determine what will bring
you the most pleasure. You can also have a partner assist in either
exercise for a fun sexual adventure!
What
Pleasures You?
There
is nothing quite like the humming of a vibrator between your legs…
but there are some questions you may want to ask yourself before
choosing one. Do you want one that allows you to be hands free,
vary the speed and intensity, with or without a remote control,
small or large, and/or have one attach to a partner to pleasure
you? Below you will find a review of some of the basic features
of vibrators that will help you better answer these questions and
get you on your way to experiencing erotic vibrations!
G-Spot
Vibrators
G-spot
vibrators are not only great for g-spot stimulation but for prostate
stimulation as well. They are usually long and slim with a curved
tip and make access to the g-spot and prostate easy. Many know that
finger play can get tiring and these vibrating stimulators are pleasureful
for a partner or solo experience. This is a basic sex toy that everyone
should have!
Clitoral
Vibrators
Any
woman who has tried a vibrator on her clit will tell you that it
is heaven. Some women favor stimulation to one side, while others
like direct contact. Nonetheless, it is a sure winner in the pleasure
department.
Also, as previously mentioned, it brings a women to climax much
more quickly and allows her g-spot and vaginal walls to become more
sensitive when used prior to penetration from her lover or a toy.
Of course you can always combine your pleasure by getting vibrators
that multitask… like the dildo/clit stimulator vibrator for more
intensity.
One
of the more popular clitoral vibrators is the bullet, which is usually
2-4 inches in length. These egg-shaped wonders can ignite the clitoris,
labia, anus, nipples and head of a penis like a charm. Other lucky
body parts can also benefit from these little hummers. Most often
these pleasure eggs are attached to a multiple speed battery pack
connected by a long cord. One of my first vibrators, I can attest
that these will bring hours of fun. Other types are the strap-on
vibrators that come with elastic straps to hold it over the clitoris
for a hands-free, more mobile stimulation or come attached to a
vibrating and/or rotating dildo.
Cock
Vibrators
These
can take the form of a ring that encircles the base of a male's
penis allowing him to experience vibrating ecstasy. Others like
this have an additional attachment that allows a male to stimulate
his female partner's clit with a vibrator as well. There are also
vibrating pussy sleeves, ball holders and for the adventurous male
who knows how good prostate stimulation feels there are the vibrating
dildos and slim models. All in all a lot to choose from for the
man who wants it all.
Anal
Vibrators
A
lot more people enjoy anal play than you may think. While anal play
is still something that some people may be wary about, many are
enjoying this pleasure zone and loving every minute of it. If you
are one already enjoying it, than you will agree when I say that
the stimulation of a vibrator on your anus is fabulous. If you haven't
yet tried anal play, but are curious about what it feels like, you
might consider trying an anal toy like a vibrator. It's a good way
to find out if you like anal stimulation, without having to worry
about being embarrassed. For simple "rim" stimulation a bullet or
slim vibrator is simply heaven. For penetration, a Cyberskin, or
g-spot vibrator is a great way to go.
Nipple
Vibrators
These
are vibrating clamps that squeeze and stimulate the nipples. Some
have adjustable settings so the pressure can be customized or varied
as well as the speed of the vibrations. Nipple clamps can also be
used on other areas of the body, such as the labia lips, ball sack,
ear lobes... well you get the idea. It's a good idea to test the
clamps on the skin of the inner wrist or the webbing between the
thumb and forefinger, to get an accurate "reading" of the level
of intensity. If it's bearable and tolerable within that threshold
of pain/pleasure, they should be fine for the nipples or labia or
balls!
Controls-
Basic
"On-Off" Controller
This
is one of the most basic of controls on a vibrator and is simply
an "on-off" control found on the base or hand control of a vibrator.
While this simplicity allows a user to not have to think about anything
more than turning their vibrator on, it may not be the ideal choice
for someone who wants to adjust the speed to find just the right
stimulation for them or to vary the intensity during use.
Multiple
Speed Controller
This
type of vibrator (such as the Mega Clit Blaster) allows you to adjust
the level of speed to adjust the intensity. Some people prefer the
more subtle vibrations while others want pure power to get them
going, thus having the ability to customize the level of intensity
is a nice feature. Another advantage is being able to start out
slow and advance into more intense stimulation as you or your partner
become more aroused.
Multiple
Function Controller
There
are many types of vibrators and some have multiple features. For
example you might find something like the Jack Rabbit or Eager Beaver
that acts as a rotating dildo with a jelly lined vibrator curved
to stimulate the clitoris. Most people multi-task in their work
all day… why not do it when you are ready to have some fun too!
Hand
Controller
The
hand-held control connects to the vibrator by a wire which allows
one to adjust the speed without moving the vibrator away from the
sweet spot that is being happily stimulated. These are very common
on "bullet" vibrators and many people like them because they are
small and discreet and do not require an outlet to play! The one
main drawback to the handheld is that it is not recommended for
water use and the cord can sometimes get in the way when a partner
is involved.
Remote
Controller
The
remote control vibrator is great for partner play as well as solo.
Imagine you have your sweetie on a wireless remote totally at your
command to experience pleasure and increase it at the right moment
while you move around the room. Whether you are stimulating the
clitoris, anus or other lucky body part… this is a wild ride in
the technologically advanced world of vibrators.
Electric
Plug-In Fun
This
is a personal favorite because like many women, I love a deep wet
orgasm brought on by the more intense vibrations that these plug-in
versions give. Batteries can not make up for the power that an electrical
outlet can bring you. You can find a few varieties… some require
being plugged in at all times, while other's just need to charge.
The larger versions also double as a whole body massager and are
especially nice on the back and shoulders.
The
Buzzzzz On Noise-
A
drawback to using a vibrator discreetly is that they hum and sometimes
loudly! Usually this is not a dilemma, bit if you have a roommate
or kids you may feel a bit self conscious about using it. There
are vibrators that are quieter than others, and doing things like
having music on or using them under the sheets does help drown out
the noise. Bottom line, all vibrators make a certain amount of noise
but a good rule of thumb is that a plastic vibrator will tend to
be noticeably louder noise than a latex or Cyberskin covered vibrator.
Examples
Of Vibrator Types-
Balls
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Based
on a 1,000 year old Asian sex toy (Ben Wa Balls), are usually a
pair of hollow balls and have something inside that rolls around
inside them, creating vibration and stimulation to the g-spot or
prostate. However, they are now available with vibrating motors
in them for an even more intense stimulation.
Women
have also used them to strengthen their vaginal muscles (primarily
the Kegel muscle, which enhances a woman's pleasure for stronger
contractions during an orgasm and man's pleasure when his penis
is gripped harder during sex.
Bullets
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Usually
2-4 inches these egg-shaped wonders can ignite the clitoris, labia,
anus, nipples and head of a penis like a charm. Other lucky body
parts can also benefit from these little hummers. Most often these
charmers are attached to a multiple speed battery pack connected
by a long cord.
One of my first vibrators; I can attest that these will bring hours
of fun.
Cyber
Skin -
If
you have not felt CyberSkin you are in for a real treat. When you
combine this amazingly life like material with a vibrator… baby,
you've got to make sure to schedule some recovery time from the
pleasure it will bring you!
The
first time I felt CyberSkin it was in the form of a sleeve over
a slim vibrator. I could not believe it… I literally had goose bumps.
I almost felt naughty touching what felt like a real erect penis.
I also took the time to feel a CyberSkin pussy and it too gave me
shivers of sexual delight!
CyberSkin
comes in all kinds of forms… various body parts (breasts, vagina,
penis, and anus) to accessories on vibrators, dildos and more. If
you are looking for something that will feel like the real thing
with an added bonus of it vibrating look no further you have found
the toy of your dreams!
Erection
Enhancers -
Vibrating
cock rings are unique sex toys in the sense that they essentially
act as blood flow "restrictors". They are worn at the base of the
penis and are designed to heighten and prolong an erection, as well
as intensify orgasms. Great for partners as it engorges the cock
making it harder and bigger.
FingerVibes
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These
are newer to the vibrator family. They usually come in the form
of a glove and fit on two to three fingers allowing the vibration
to come through the padding on your fingers as you manually stimulate.
Those that have tired it for all over body stimulation including
the traditional sweet spots of the clitoris, anus, nipples, etc.
have given it rave reviews.
Slims
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Straight
or curved, these can act as a g-spot and prostate stimulator as
well as a dildo when a sleeve is added. These usually have a twist
control at the base and offer a vibrating shaft for a variety of
pleasure points on the body.
Strap-Ons
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Strap-on
vibrators vary. Some come in the form of a clitoral vibrator with
elastic straps to hold it over the clitoris for a hands-free, more
mobile stimulation, while others are vibrating dildos, or cock rings.
Strap-ons are great for allowing one to be spontaneous in their
movement while getting and/or giving pleasure to their lover.
Waterproof
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These
vibrators are not only portable and versatile they can be used in
the bath, hot tub, pool, ocean… well you get the picture, they can
get wet! Covered with waterproof material these vibrators make ripples
of fun.
Tips
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Always
make sure you have secured the batteries tightly inside to reduce
the risk of water leaking in from a loose cover. For a lubricant,
use a silicone based one as water based lubricants will just dissolve
in water.
Must
Have Accessories-
After
you have selected one or more vibrators that are ideal for your
needs, you will want to make sure you have the right accessories-
Batteries
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There
is nothing quite as disappointing as getting all worked up only
to discover you don't have batteries for your sex toy. Make sure
to have not only what you need to operate your toy but a stock supply
to keep you happy and carefree.
Lubricant
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Even
if you are already lubricated from your body's own juices a vibrator
will actually feel more intense when it is lubricated with a water
or silicone based lube.
Toy
Cleaner -
Buying
a cleaner just for your sex toys is a good idea because these specially
designed disinfectants will clean your toys while preventing damage
to the type of plastic, gel, or other sensitive materials of which
your toys are made. Also killing bacteria and viruses can prevent
infection and the spread of STDs while keeping your toys fresh and
smelling good.
Make
Sure To Check Out Our Vibrator Selection!
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Lisa-
I
have read every issue of your newsletter and I LOVE it. My
boyfriend and I have learned so much from all of your cool
articles and the articles of the Holistic Wisdom "Consultants"
as well. So many times I feel like you are describing my thoughts
and feelings and the information is so great I learn so much!
Thank you for all of your work, it is the best site on the
web as far as I am concerned and I feel more people would
benefit from learning from it!
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Lisa,
I
read your article's (1
& 2) on
penis size and could tell you were really trying to help men
love who they are and work with what they have no matter what
size they are. I thought you did a great job and appreciate
your intentions! I also really liked the article
on penis facts... very informative!
-
Jerry D. Norway
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Cara-
We just
wanted to thank you for the sexual adventure of our lives.
My wife of twenty years and I loved talking to you on the
phone and the conversation was hot and erotic for both of
us. We will be calling again and wanted to share with others
that your service
rocked our world and made us feel 18 again!
- Kyle
& Lucy
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