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Mike and Craig Founders of XXXChurch.com

So these two guys Mike and Craig who obviously are into getting publicity have come out against porn in a Viva LaBam style based on what they claim to be Christian motives. Their new documentary Missionary Positions which is an attempt help the poor, suffering masses who are in the grips of the filthy plague of porn that is sweeping the world through the Internet.

Yes, they’re for real, but they’re more Jackass than Falwell preaching that porn "stems from... our sinful flesh." The self-proclaimed “Porn Pastors” use midgets, puppets, and smirky, pranky commercials to reach followers. They put up billboards, drive around in their Porn Car, fly banners across beaches, and build “the number 1 Christian porn site – xxxchurch.com.” But doing the work of the Lord is not always easy. Not only are there money problems and personality conflicts, but also hate mail and Turkish computer hackers attempting to destroy their on-line ministry. Their wives are suspicious, and Christian power politico Pat Roberston won’t let them on his Christian news show.

There is no such thing as ALWAYS Good or Bad-

What is really tiring to me, are all of the extremes that people keep clinging too. From ALL porn is wrong, immoral to ALL porn is good. ALL sex is good to ALL sex is immoral unless for procreation or if you are married and even then only when a man is on top. Who says?!?

People! What is wrong with us! Nothing is black and white, there is a paradox to all things. Some porn is healthy and positive, some porn is negative and harmful. Just like anything in life it boils down to moderation, balance, intentions. Etc.

Do we want to destroy our sexuality through such extremes from shame and fear to meaningless and damaging sexuality? Why can't we seem to understand that sexuality is beautiful, but encourage healthy forms of it that empower both men and women, that allow consenting adult freedom of sexual creativity?

Gay or straight, porn for entertainment, better sex videos, books, sex toys... all fine just make them from a place of good intention, to empower people not use them. It is the same reason that our television is so crappy... surface, out to make a buck focusing on looking to exploit, use and destroy. Nothing will get better in the world of extremes that we live in until we start becoming the responsible, accountable, loving, giving, compassionate people that we can be... until then we will continue to surround ourselves with a surface circus of entertainers out to make a buck with no substance on both sides of the argument.

-Lisa Lawless