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Embarrassing Sex Stories

Dr. Lisa Lawless

Dr. Lisa Lawless, CEO of Holistic Wisdom
Clinical Psychotherapist: Relationship & Sexual Health Expert

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Everyone Has Them

If you have sex enough, you most likely will have an embarrassing sex story of your own. Here are some of our reader's most embarrassing moments in and out of the bedroom.

I Pooped On Him

I recently had a fantastic sexual experience, and I was cumming and pushing so hard that I actually passed gas and a little bit of poop came out. I was so embarrassed, but my husband just laughed and said that it was clearly "good for me." I smiled when he said that because I knew he was being a good sport about it, but man, was that embarrassing! - Donna, 28

He Peed On Me

My husband and I were on vacation in the Florida Keys, and we had just had an incredible meal with a lot of mixed drinks. We went back to the hotel to have a hot night together. He asked if he could come all over me when we got hot and heavy, so I agreed. We began fooling around, but we were both a little too drunk, and he kept losing his hard-on. Finally, after having sex for a while, he pulled out and began peeing all over me! I was so shocked, and he was too drunk at first to know what he was doing. When it hit him that he was peeing on me, he was apologetic, and we both started laughing hysterically. It was one of the funniest things we have ever experienced together. - Heather, 36

I Threw Up In Her Vagina

I was really drunk and started going down on this girl that I had just met. Everything was going great until I started to feel sick. She had her legs wrapped around my head so hard that she thought I was just moving around to get her off, but in reality, I was trying to get up to go to the bathroom. I ended up throwing up in her vagina. - Brett, 26

I Fell Asleep

I was working myself to death during my fourth year of med school. Interning at the hospital made for little to no sleep and it kept me constantly trying to find time to be intimate with my boyfriend. One night we finally had time and we were both so excited. We were lying on the bed and I closed my eyes and just began thinking of how good he felt inside me. The next thing I knew he was on top of me, laughing and saying my name over and over. I was so confused until he told me that I had fallen asleep. I was so mortified but he was great about it. So great, we got married several years ago and still laugh about it to this day. - Jenn, 38

I Came In Her Eye

One time my girlfriend and I were in my bedroom having sex, and I was on top. We were trying to ensure that she would not get pregnant and were not using contraception, so I pulled out. To my shock and horror, when I pulled out, it shot right into her eye. She grimaced in discomfort as she ran to the bathroom to rinse it out. I felt so bad for her and could not believe it had shot out that far. - James, 38

Almost Pulled My Nipple Off

When I was a bit wilder in my youth, I had my nipples pierced. I could not wait to show them off to my boyfriend. I said nothing but wore a tight white tank top over to his house so he could be sure to notice them. He loved them and played with them for over an hour until we were really going at it. The hair on his chest got wrapped in one of the piercings and it felt like it was going to pull my nipple off. I yelled and startled him, which of course, killed his erection. We ended up having to cut his chest hair and out of fear that it would happen again I ended up ditching them. - Diane, 48

We Had To Call The Police

My boyfriend and I were at his place and we found his roommate's handcuffs. We were joking around and he playfully handcuffed me to the bed and we had sex. Completely naked and handcuffed, I smiled afterward and said I was ready to be released. His face changed when he realized he was not sure where the key was. He checked all over the house and he found nothing. He made an embarrassing call to his roommate and he told him he had lost the key. We tried for two hours to get me out of the cuffs until we finally had to call the police. Talk about the most embarrassing moment of my life. While we had managed to get most of my clothes on, I had to have my shirt half on and two cops in the room with me and my boyfriend laughing it up. - Veronica, 31

I Ended Up In The ER

I was playing with this dildo that did not have a flared base (I have since learned you need one of those for anal play). I thought I was being smart by holding onto it while I inserted it but my fingers got lubricant on them and I lost my grip on the dildo and it got sucked up into my ass so far that I could not get it out. I tried for the entire night to get that thing out to no avail and ended up in the ER having to have it removed. Most unreal experience of my life having to go in for something so embarrassing. Wish I had read your anal toy article before that happened! LOL - Josh, 41

I Sexted My Mother-In-Law

My husband and I were taking sexy pictures of ourselves and sending them to one another while we were at work to make our life a bit saucier. The problem was his mother had just texted me and I accidentally sent one to her! I was so embarrassed. Luckily it was just of my breasts and she had a great sense of humor about the whole thing and even complimented me. I will never be able to hold my head up around her again without laughing. - Kristi, 52

Do You Have A Funny Or Embarrassing Sex Story?

If you have a funny or embarrassing sex story, feel free to contact us and let us know, and we will consider adding it here. Please note that all stories submitted must be of consensual sex between adults. For fun erotic stories, please see our Erotic Stories Blog.

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